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**BREAKING NEWS** The WSJ is reporting that @BacardiCapital is named throughout the Tea App. Story developing….
a very stupid article written by a very stupid woman who doesn't realize 1) these men are lying to her/her friends ("ha ha yeah im totally canceling all plans for my trip because of anxiety"), because 2) she's aged out of the "dating market" and is kept around as a third or…
2024 surplus of potatoes, 2025 surplus of people.
LAYOFFS! Lamb Weston laying off 4% of their workforce. They are a major supplier to McDonalds... so yeah... if that tells you anything... LW did say the layoffs are part of the company’s “Focus to Win” strategic plan that aims to save at least $250 million a year. BUT... In…
Tell me you’re not from New York without telling me you’re not from New York
Can we please normalize showing some grace and not immediately honking your horn when the light turns green if the person in front of you doesn’t immediately pull out like it’s the Indy 500?
It’s dawned on me that Americans actually like the status quo. They don’t believe in even minimal obligations to one another, and are satisfied with there being “winners and losers” in society. Total neoliberalism victory.
Ahhh, yes. The age old tradition of bilking rich white people.
Finished rewatching the Wire, once again I discovered something new. What’s my next rewatch?
Called this shot from half court
Columbia agrees to pay a $200m fine to settle more than a half-dozen open civil rights investigations into the university. "Columbia will also pledge to follow laws banning the consideration of race in admissions and hiring..."
Merrick Garland is exactly who you would want as Attorney General in a perfect world. But he was not the person we needed in this one.
Wtf is going on at EY, the tipline is blowing up. According to one tipster large numbers of US admin assistants were wiped out to be replaced with Caribbean/South American staff. There's also some performance rating drama in India, still working on piecing that one together.
I suppose it's a step up from what they did last year, screwing consultants out of raises and bonuses so they'd quit.
🚩No more pandemic savings. No more cheap credit. Just rising bills and higher borrowing costs. CRE delinquencies have risen for 10 consecutive quarters, but losses are off-balance sheet in the ABS. Banks will face challenge in 2H and will be forced to increase the PCL. Link…
Day in the life of a L/S Equity PM 3:30am - wake up in a cold sweat from the memory of your IB VP calling you a fucking retard 5:30am - get to the office and plug into bloomberg. Investor relations girlies are doing the firm sponsored pilates class in the firm owned gym. You…
If you want a real pulse on the job market, watch the earnings reports of recruiting firms. They only make money when companies are hiring. If hiring slows, their revenue takes a hit. Right now, many of these firms are reporting sluggish demand. Here’s why it matters:…
Absolutely no one would have believed it if Garland had admitted in 2021 that Trump is an Epstein client and it wouldn’t have mattered because it would have been old news by 2024 and people will elect a pedophile for cheaper eggs. It had to come out this way, while he is in…