Finance Guy Wife
@WifeFinance
Married to a Finance Guy, not a specific Finance Guy - Parody
Met a famous celebrity today in the Hamptons worth $5B who’s name you would know. He told told me he pays for everything with a check because his autograph is worth so much no one ever cashes the checks so gets everything for free essentially. Why aren’t more people doing…
My Finance Guy: “why are my impression and engagement numbers so low?” Also Finance Guy: Post same boring and super generic content over and over and over and blocks everyone who doesn’t stroke his ego.
Damn, my Finance Guy couldn’t catch a break yesterday even though it was his birthday.
Huge day for my Finance Guy. It seems he might be becoming self aware that he’s a retard and is posting horrible content whose only engagement was people mocking him….and he’s blocked each and every one of them.
Let’s be real for a second, literally anyone who has owned a house for at least 2-3 years on the entire east coast or west coast, plus various other metro areas is worth $192k+ NW. And all this fixation my Finance Guy has on “$1 million dollars”. We need context… $1m…
It’s my Finance Guys birthday. I hope all of you remembered to mail a birthday card to his house. 😂
Our smooth brain “Finance Guy” crowdsourcing trade ideas for 1-2 days pay for actual “Finance Guys”. The parody writes itself on FinX
Left a review for my Finance Guy on this app. “A 5 who thinks he’s a 10, wouldn’t stop talking about when he bought a house at age 29, insisted on showing me his 401k balance and google calls he made $120 on. Would not recommend”
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
My Finance Guy added a pool to the house. He says this added about $200k in value. I’m doubtful.
Our smooth brain Finance Guy has offered 3 different conflicting advice on portfolio allocation and risk management just in past few weeks. “Your first $10,000 should be split between S&P500, BTC, and Gold” “Your first $50k should be in index funds, only after that should you…
Finance Guy is having a rough time dealing with all the trolling. Cope level: Maximum
Finance Guy: Do not pay a professional to manage your portfolio. Pay for my subscription and copy trade my smooth brain trades.
A Senator and Congresswoman from Wyoming. WTF are they putting in the water up there ?
As much as I like the WNBA and Caitlin Clark I have a hot take: A good high school men’s varsity basketball team can 9 out of 10 times beat any WNBA team.
Our Finance Guy is trading options now. Like the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude said: “You went full retard, man. Never go full retard”
Money is everywhere if you just open your eyes. I’m getting unsolicited job offers paying $3000 per day. The younger generation is out of touch saying life is too expensive.
