Johnny Crust 3
@crust29015
RIP to Johnny Crust 1&2.
I’m not sure if I could think of anything more Italian than a bat flipping Marco Rocco from New Jersey
The bat flip heard round NJ. Should Haddonfield’s Marco Rocco be suspended from the state championship game for this HR celebration?
Hell yeah Spencer Gifts massage chairs in the living room is the pinnacle of fuck you money
Fuck you money
It’s going to be such a this guy type of day
💍 CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🥳😄
I just told my 10 year old about #HulkHogan. She had tears in his eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “#HulkandaForever” - - which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate
Hey @BAM__MARGERA you have the opportunity to have the funniest tweet of all time
Normal guys: hey how’s it going? Bryan Johnson: my cum is basically all plastic
I reduced microplastics in my blood by 93%. However, compared to my blood, my ejaculate has 239% the amount of microplastics. Today, I completed a follow up ejaculate sample collection to see if levels have gone down similar to my blood. Or, if they're more stubbornly stored.
We’re defending ourselves from future Pearl Harbors
$BA - WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL: JAPAN TO BUY 100 BOEING PLANES
Meme stocks going crazy AND a major news event involving bat eating? Welcome back 2020.
This was a crazy way to find out what Ozzy Osbournes real name
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein’s attorney, Roy Black, has died.
Out: I’m in the arena trying stuff In: You must not have an ISDA
