Michael Chappell 🌊 Resister 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The same people that consistently claim that pumping gigatons of CO2 into Earth's atmosphere can't possibly have an impact on climate are now claiming that deep state Biden operatives are causing floods in the Texas Hill Country.

"...simply buy an administrative official..." Sounds easy enough. How much do they cost?

Republicans are so far gone they're not even slowing down to ask themselves WHY they're trying to defend the indefensible. They're just automatically doing it, like a pack of dogs barking and snapping at a delivery driver.

In the spirit of compromise, why don't we just rename the Kennedy Center Opera House the Redskins Opera House, and call the NFL team the Washington Melanias?

This is wrong on so many levels, and in so many ways. It's tragic that Americans aren't taught basic civics anymore. We now have tens of millions of people who think like this.

Sometimes I find myself wishing that there was a vaccine against stupidity, but then I realize that the folks who actually needed it wouldn't take it.

There's a word to describe people who approve of lavish military parades to celebrate their head of state's birthday. We call them commies.

Why are they wasting time on chemtrails when they should be banning robot birds?

Harvard has more lawyers than God. Only Disney has more lawyers than Harvard. And even Disney doesn't have as many judges as Harvard.

Maybe we were wrong about trump. Maybe he really CAN bring the people of the world together. After all, he just got India and Pakistan to agree that he's a stupid, ignorant lying sack of shit.

Bad news for advertisers on the Dark Web...

We're all now waiting, with bated breath, for the Republican Party Central Committee's announcement of their new Five Year Plan.

MAGA Twitter trolls have settled on their defense of Hegseth. It's simple: It's fake news and never happened, but it's just fine that it happened, and if you have a problem with it you're a paid lib retard and go cry harder. Hard to argue with that.

MAGA: YEAH TRUMP! DEPORT THOSE ILLEGALS! FUCK DUE PROCESS FUCK THE COURTS! Me: What if he decided to lock you up without trial? MAGA: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? I'M A U.S. CITIZEN, YOU IDIOT! Me: Ok. So who would stop him? MAGA: A JUDGE, DUMBASS! Me:

American suckers are paying $100,000 apiece for a battery-powered Yugos.

There used to be third rails in American politics that were clear for all to see. The Musk/Trump Regime is acting on the principle that there are no longer any third rails. They're going to find out that those third rails are still there.

I always find it amusing when cowardly know-it-all dumbfucks like @TTsnTangents block people who are smarter than them because they're afraid to argue with them.

So far, the only good thing to come out of trump's second term is that maybe... just maybe... Marco Rubio's political career can finally be put out of its misery.

I have a theory as to why Musk's Starship rockets keep blowing up... I think he's hired a team of 19-year-old kids to come to the pad just before launch and rip out all the parts of the rocket they don't understand.