Duncan MacMaster the Internet’s Sweetheart
@FuriousDShow
Librocubicularist & writer of Kirby Baxter’s #cozymysteries, & the Jake Mooney #thrillers from @FahrenheitPress, & the Official Sweetheart of the Internet.
Hey #booklovers, if you like #mysteries and #thrillers then check Amazon for my #CozyMystery Kirby Baxter trilogy, starting with A MINT CONDITION CORPSE, & my Jake Mooney #thrillerbooks trilogy starting with HACK.


Then I’m going to pompously declare that both films bombed, because I’m an anonymous asshole on the internet, and everyone should respect my opinion. 🤪 #Satire #Sarcasm
When FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS launches to essentially the same domestic and global grosses as SUPERMAN, it gets essentially the same weekend box office report as SUPERMAN!
Tonight’s Time Team is an excavation of an entire medieval village in County Durham that was abandoned centuries ago.


“Holy moly! Someone murdered a skeleton!”

Three among many.
Happy Sunday! Show me three books that shaped you.
This new Pope really takes a firm stance in theological debates.

“Oh crap!” “What is it George?” “We slept in!” “Crap!”

When I was 9 or 10 years old the last house I knocked on was holding a Halloween party. The drunk host was out of candy, so he gave me a $20 bill. That was a lot of money for a kid back then.
Share a piece of Halloween lore about yourself.
My grandfather was a coal miner in Canada, starting at the age of 13. By the time he was an adult he was fluent in Italian, German, French, Yiddish, Gaelic, knew a little Polish & a few Hungarian phrases. He also had read a lot of the classics, in several languages.
The literary depth and disciplined reading habits of early 20th-century miners easily surpass those of many contemporary students, including some with English degrees.
RIP Tom Lehrer. My Dad had one of his albums and this was the first song of his I ever heard. youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY?si…
When you have to decapitate your enemies on the field of battle, but you want to do it with love.
You’re not the boss of me. *takes off shoes and pants in the middle of the theatre*
I first saw In The Mouth of Madness in the theatre where they shot the ending of In The Mouth of Madness. Just a couple of rows behind where Sam Neill sat. When I realized the other viewers had left, I was a little freaked out.
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
“Sir?” “Yes Madam.” “Are you a monk?” “Not exactly. Monks live in isolation, I’m a Friar, I go out to work with people in the community.” “What do you do?” “I teach philosophy.” “Wow. You’re a deep friar.” “If you think I haven’t heard that a million times, you’re a twat.”
Well actually, Buzz was looking at Stanley Kubrick to see if he wanted to do another damn take. 😉
The jump scare when you realize Buzz Aldrin is not looking at the flag, he's looking at you
He was really bad at drawing faces. 😆
Three Studies for Self-Portrait #artbots #bacon
I’m pretty sure I saw these guys open for Kraftwerk in Berlin.
I’m going to get new glasses. Which style should I get?