Jimmy 2.0 ♟️
@FukkinV
Aspiring cat lady. I ❤️ my kids. I ❤️ my kitty. I ❤️ dad jokes. I 👎 rude people. Relationship Status: 🚫
Guess I'll go eat worms🤷♂️
When you don't get any Likes nobody Likes you!
Currently making an Ozzy Playlist and seriously; the impact his music has had on me is immeasurable!
Rest In Peace Ozzy. Thank you for saving my life many times with your music.🤘
It’s all about the ride and the view and the person sitting next to you.
if you dm people, remember no one owes you responses. You’re not entitled to their time. If they don’t respond, They are either busy, dealing with shit, not on twitter or they are not gonna respond. Don’t call them out. Just kindly fuck off and go about your day! Simple!!!
Getting married to begin with
What’s worse than getting a divorce?
Women mature faster than men. Because men don't usually develop breasts until their mid 40's
This week was like. Mondaaay Tueeesday Weeeeednesday Thuuuuursday FriSatSun.
It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get yourself back up. Cop: That’s not how sobriety tests work.
I guess I'm sick then🤘
Man you gotta be a sick individual if you like women that are older than you.
This woman drew hopscotch outside her house and all the pedestrians loved it