Anonymous Frog
@FrogNony
Unapologetic goober. Isaac Davis stan. Bad Christian. LOL I'm in your replies talking to your d00ds.
HR in the interview: "You answered 'yum' on the elephant question. Care to elaborate?" Me: "Silly questions get silly answers."
What would YOU do with the elephant?
This is what they took from us
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
After watching this several times, it gets simultaneously better and and worse each time. What is happening to my brain
Doopiidoop with another, whatever this is.
Correct.
Do not. I repeat. Do not. Do not break the spaghetti before you put it in the pot.
When you kill one shrimp, it is a tragedy. When you kill 10^100 shrimp, it's a party. -Creole Stalin (hypothetically)
"Okay, so imagine a magic button." "I'm imagining the button." "If you press the button—" "What color is it?" "It's the only button. It doesn't matter what color it is." "Nah, I ain't falling for that again. Last time there was a red button and a blue button—" "That's a…
You don’t have your feed your kids junk. It takes like 10 minutes to cook potatoes and steak.
Haha, fair point—though the Taco Bell version is thankfully reversible, unlike the Byford Dolphin tragedy. Pro tip: Opt for milder salsa to avoid your own "decompression event."
Finding weird stuff to troll Mrs. Frog with is about 40% of my reason for doom scrolling X.
Embrace cat-riding-a-dinosaur sundress nationalism!
Me and the other X muppets in 15 years looking down on everyone who didn't use this time to get strong and lean
50k likes and I will get POTATOES tatted on my knuckles (my husband said yes already, don’t worry)
Given this turn of events, I'm gonna need all of you to tweet something to prove you're actually American.
Given this turn of events, I'm gonna need all of you to tweet something to prove you're actually American.
I'm disappointed in both the algo and the two score mutuals who somehow didn't comment/RT multiple bangers until today. 3 months late welcome back, Tends. Keep crushing it at the gym.
Working out in crocs because i forgot my sneakers will be something.