Fatbaldbloke
@Fatbaldbloke1
No obvious joke knowingly overlooked. *Especially shit ones. Was once called an 'epic comical knob'. Not to be taken seriously. Ever. Might be Welsh.
Places where @theJeremyVine has almost had an accident on his bike
Controversial opinion that shouldn't be : It's one thing to allow peaceful protest, and a completely separate thing to provide transport to one馃檭
Cwm Wernderi reservoir in Goytre, Port Talbot after they've recently removed the old pumping tower. It's made a huge difference 鈽猴笍
When you really fancy a choccy woccy but the only thing in the house is a Fry's Turkish Delight.
Tbf it doesn't look like Paul Daniels much馃し
Do you really mean to tell me that more people recognize her silhouette than that of the greatest card magician of the 20th century? Ridiculous.
Hey @EssexPoliceUK Any chance of an escort to the 'Ban Fry's Turkish Delight' rally in Chelmsford tonight? I missed the fooking bus馃槥
Fatty's rants no 538 : Does anybody make a decent set of hiking boots anymore? Wore the souls out of a pair of Meindl's (拢260) in 11 months, now got leaks and worn a hole in the leather of a pair of Lowa's (拢200+) since last September. I might walk like a chimp, but fooking hell!
When you're in the middle of a long controlled fart and you start laughing before you've finished and so you lose a couple of seconds off the end. So annoying.
Luca would just like to say if you're the one who carried a full can of Monster energy drink 900 feet up Margam mountain and couldn't be arsed to carry the empty back down, don't worry as he's cleaned up after you, and that you're a lazy, scruffy twat馃憤
'Chateau DIY' is my new favouritest programme. "Lawrence and Phillipe, despite never having even put a shelf up, are going to put a 4 storey extension on their 17th century chateau in just a fortnight before they host a wedding for 6000 people" 馃槅
Youngest is really enjoying his sparky apprenticeship, but Mrs F is getting fed up of stuff rattling in the washing machine. Told him to empty pockets before putting stuff in the wash and put it in a pot on the windowsill. This is since Friday! Going to start a hardware store馃槅馃槅
Usyk pulls out of scrap with @ChampMcCall outside spar tonight at 8pm. A spokesman issued a statement: "I'm hard, but not that hard" Champ's camp said "Get fucked" when approached, "Or you'll have it".
Morning Shitkickers 馃憢 I have to admire my youngest's ability to get out of bed, get dressed on his way downstairs, put his boots on and tumble out the door into his car and get off to work. I need 20 minutes visualisation just to roll over and sit up on the edge of the bed 馃槅馃槼
Is this the subject of a currant complaint? You should be raising it in Parliament!
Brownfacing a box of raisins and mocking my surname. Exactly what you鈥檇 expect from a right-wing hack who is the daughter of an aristocrat and ex-Tory MP.
Is it me, or is @BorisJohnson morphing into Caleb from Clarkson's Farm?
BREAKING : Ellen denies being cast in the 'On the Buses' remake.
