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@Emmys

The official Twitter account for the Emmy Awards. No thanks on the DMs, I’m good actually

Joined November 2008

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M.E🪴@Emmys · 4 h

Can you imagine craving the taste of the boot this bad

AAF Post@AFpost · 7 h

The federal government has given Americans the option to pay down the $36.7 trillion federal debt with PayPal and Venmo donations. Follow: @AFpost

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M.E🪴@Emmys · 5 h

Tried to change my voicemail to say “You almost got me, nice try” but I can’t stand the sound of my recorded voice

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M.E🪴@Emmys · 10 h

I can only bring one pen and the papers I bring into the county jail have to be looked over, but sure

AAF Post@AFpost · 21 h

Ghislaine Maxwell returned to prison with a white box after meeting with the DOJ. Follow: @AFpost

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M.E🪴@Emmys · 23 h

Something so opulent about eating cherries

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GaTa@GaTaGED · Jul 24

Rolling up is therapeutic

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 24

Dead snake in the jail parking lot. I have questions. I have concerns. Hate snakes but I don’t want to see one of my opps go down like this

Emmys's tweet image. Dead snake in the jail parking lot. I have questions. I have concerns. Hate snakes but I don’t want to see one of my opps go down like this

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 23

Listening to spooky organ music on my way to the office before 9 AM, as one does

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 22

I’m so glad seeing people throw up doesn’t make me throw up, it’s good to be a cycle breaker

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 22

I mean it’s kind of like undeniable at this point right

GGlobe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews · Jul 22

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson shuts down the House until September to block voting on the release of the Epstein files.

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 22

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 22

TThe World R🅰️nking@worldranking_ · Jul 21

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 22

Anytime someone tells me they don’t know how to swim, I volunteer to teach them and I mean it

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 21

Goes to show how much you can accomplish

JJeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*@EsotericCD · Jul 20

Just remember: Not a single European, much less any Italian, had eaten a tomato until the 16th century.

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 21

Now this is art

eelina 🔮 🍉@bogwitchbooks · Jul 20

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 20

Fruits and nuts are the perfect snack, literally designed by the powers that be

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 20

Which we’ve accepted is worse than rocks, but to what extent

JJulius Sharpe@juliussharpe · Jul 20

I tried explaining crypto to my nine year old and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 20

When I was talking with the people who work at one of the shelters in town, they said that 74% of the people they shelter have a disability

JJohn Thyroid@banay_john · Jul 11

I have never seen a homeless person with Down syndrome

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M.E🪴@Emmys · Jul 20

I’ve been kind of inspired by this lady at my gym who is always here going hard as hell on the stair stepper. I’ve watched her get super fit over the last two years. Not inspired enough to start using the stair stepper though

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