Julius Sharpe
@juliussharpe
Prominent figure in the bald community, creator of two cancelled TV shows, and worst-selling author. Buy my book, “So You’re Going Bald!” at link below.
I tried explaining crypto to my nine year old and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
Hate to break it to everyone, but the entire crowd at every Coldplay concert is people having affairs
Good luck, I have been speaking out unsuccessfully on bald issues for 20 years!
Geez I’m balding. Can we move on. I had a new shampoo I thought was going to bring it back. It hasn’t worked. Can we stop talking about it 😂
@juliussharpe Congratulations Goldy, you spoke truth to power and effected real change in this world!
Hello, friends! Today the Family Guy writers will be pitching on a Stewie joke on my new app Ramble. It’s a private text chain for the public. Come watch us try to be funny! #texttheworld #textbigthing apps.apple.com/us/app/ramble-…
Hello, friends! I have created an app and I’d be honored if you folks would give it a try. It’s basically a performative texting app. 25 billion texts are sent every day. Why not share the funny ones! It’s fun. It’s free. It’s not owned by Elon. Enjoy! apps.apple.com/us/app/ramble-…