DStoecker-Strauss
@DstoeckerS
very awkward and very friendly. more dog pics plz!
whatever you are doing rn stop doing that and immediately go to costa rica instead. it’s 100% better than whatever else you could be doing. this is truly the best life advice you will ever receive. you’re welcome.
My parents were murdered on October 7th, and if anyone is slapping us in the face, it's people like you, who for the past 20 years have failed to prevent violence and bloodshed in Israel-Palestine, whilst making inflammatory remarks. Your administration could stop the war…
The United States strongly rejects @EmmanuelMacron’s plan to recognize a Palestinian state at the @UN general assembly. This reckless decision only serves Hamas propaganda and sets back peace. It is a slap in the face to the victims of October 7th.
We need to bring back stuff like Charlie Rose and Inside the Actors Studio where artists talk about their work in a calm hyper serious way without doing wacky stunts.
What’s your most PRETENTIOUS opinion?
only men could be so goddamn stupid as to take the thing we love doing the most and shame people for putting in the work to practice a lot and hone their craft. it’s like refusing to eat any meal if the chef went to culinary school. so fucking dumb.
women worry about predators & guys worry about “ran through”
Streaming service: I see you paused your show with 3 minutes left, would be a shame if someone were to...restart it from the beginning
can’t believe i watched the entire superman movie and he doesnt even hang super dong once. so lame🙄🙄
If you think all you can eat sushi is expensive you honestly don’t try hard enough
if you’re hot enough, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes. you’re already contributing more than a fair share.
it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house
what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing
This situation is not tenable.
88-year-old D.C. Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton tells me this AM: “I’m certainly going to run for reelection.” (Her office has repeatedly walked this back already: axios.com/2025/06/25/nor…)
if you like Clipse’s new album let god sort em out, go listen to We Got It 4 Cheap Vol 1-3 on youtube. God tier mixtapes.
the male equivalent of astrology is believing your sports betting "career" is profitable
“tAtToOs On WoMeN aRe UnAtTrAcTiVe” literally shut up tattoos on anyone makes them 10x hotter
Caitlin Clark’s shirt: “I DESERVE NBA MONEY” 👀
getting out of a hot shower and getting into freshly laundered sheets with the ac blasting is a top 5 feeling. top 3, even
in the 90s, Garbage and Green Day were two of the coolest bands on the planet. I am elated to report that in the year 2025, Garbage and Green Day remain two of the coolest bands on the planet.
went to minnesota yacht club fest today. took zero pics. didn’t use my phone. think i enjoyed myself more as a result. fallout boy put on a proper rock show. weezer definitely understood the assignment.