Alison

if this gets 10k likes I will do another one with my field guide to dragons

I know a guy in his late 30s who’s handsome, super wealthy, jacks off a lot, I mean he's really pumping on his johnson… I mean he's abusing that thing, and yet he can't find love? is modern dating really this broken?

I read "Michael B Jordan" in the same cadence as "women be shopping"

feels better when the guy has a small penis

prison for a gay guy is probably like going to summer camp

I don't know much but I think this might be bad

and I'm allowed to drink from the toilet what are we doing here?

filthy communist

do not engage with any accounts with profile pictures that evoke ancient rome

I am the number 1 hogan hater but what gawker did was indefensible, the bigger picture stuff with theil is a whole other issue

the higher testosterone a guy has, the more likely he is to let guys suck his cock

probably not your first experience with something non-consensual

no one: the titans from attack on titan:

rest in peace hulk hogan, you taught me it was okay to be a deeply selfish racist ♥️

I've taken webcam selfies you people wouldn't believe

honestly having a big brain and two big boobs is a superpower

I think my 40 year old coworker from when I worked at subway in highschool had pedro pascal anxiety

would you still love me if I was a busty pig?

going to retire in the next two years and be an anonymous mother somewhere and that will be nice