DocMuscle
@DocMuscle_
The Doctor is in. No medical or financial advice. Trader, Investor, Advisor, Shitposter & DeFi Nerd. Janitor @tdcapital_ Chief Vibe Officer @AuraFinance
I’ve seen so much self righteousness this past weekend, I feel like everyone in #cryptotwitter should read “Ego is the Enemy” by @RyanHoliday. I often wonder what the Stoics would say about crypto…
In @ethereumJoseph we trust. $SBET
SharpLink(@SharpLinkGaming) transferred 145M $USDC to Galaxy Digital OTC wallet to buy more $ETH 30 mins ago. intel.arkm.com/explorer/addre…
You know... at this point... bring it on.
BREAKING: 🚨 Harvard astrophysicists suggest Aliens may attack Earth in NOVEMBER OF 2025 after revealing object spotted in space could very well be a "HOSTILE alien spacecraft."
Kinda like getting your investment fund liquidated so you can farm an airdrop, right??
Trump: Lower US dollar makes the tariffs worth more.
5.84% That's the difference between $fxSAVE's yield and the next best stablecoin yield. Are you really OK leaving almost 6% APY on the table?
Seriously. Kudos to the @Dolomite_io team, they deserve every bit of the success and more. Corey, Adam, Bobo, Jerame, and the rest of the gang are a bunch of fucking chads.
I've known the @Dolomite_io team since they started building, and still keep half of my crypto there. Super glad to see another ATH lol. I suspect that, given Founder Corey's role at both projects, WLFI and Dolomite will be announcing a partnership soon... 🙈
sPositions are now live on @protocol_fx! Combine that with xPositions and you can now trade funding fee free in both directions with minimal liquidation risks! Get up to 7x leverage at fx.aladdin.club/v2/trade/
@evandolgow hi Evan! i'm a student trying to use the twitter API for my master thesis and I have a couple of questions :/ Looked into the docs but wasn't sure if there was a mistake or if i'm simply confused (more likely). would truly appreciate if i can DM you!
71 years of living the dream. Thanks for the memories brother. 🫡

Gm my digital frens. Issa beautiful day to shake your tail feathers!
Don’t let @0xbags fool you… he made his money as a rapper and is just too humble to flex on us. Here’s a sneak peak at his latest video.
how it feels to earn a living trading internet money online with my imaginary friends who live inside my computer
Just a friendly reminder... One more week to claim your xPosition airdrop! This is the third depositor airdrop targeted towards @Pendle_fi YT-fxSAVE holders. Now... how many DeFi protocols randomly airdrop LP positions to depositors?? Just one. @Protocol_fx
It's happening @pendle_fi frens 🔥 We’ve taken the snapshot for our third airdrop on 10th of July (Block #22886870). If you held at least 3,000 YT-fxSAVE at that time, an xPOSITION is waiting for you! You can choose the market you want to long between $ETH and $BTC and the…
The short squeeze on this will bring much pain.
“Short US dollar” is the most crowded trade for the 1st time in FMS history
Hey @Bombas I'm gonna need you to put those wool ankle socks back on sale. Best damn day-to-day socks ever. Bar none.
