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I teach bots how to trade so I can farm fruit and drink whiskey
epic day lost her first tooth and went right to her favorite swing best summer ever

my crypto timeline: 2017 - am genius natural born trader 2018 - nope am fully redacted 2019 - must automate trades 2020 - V1 of system complete 2021 - system good 2022 - work harder algos better 2023 - V2 models much buying 2024 - am still redacted but system genius 2025 - V3 🤌
happy to report that our senior quant ziggy is getting along great with the new junior quants

just did the math, I’ve spent 23.5% of my life trading magic internet money

a platform designed for max extraction used a token launch mechanism designed for max extraction and people expected it to “pump”

JIM CRAMER EYES BITCOIN, ETHEREUM AS HEDGE AGAINST $37 TRILLION US DEBT
JIM CRAMER EYES BITCOIN, ETHEREUM AS HEDGE AGAINST $37 TRILLION US DEBT
pov it's 1300 AD and she just sent you a raven at 2am asking if you're still up
how trenchers look at a a sub $1M mcap memecoin with a retarded name

how it feels to earn a living trading internet money online with my imaginary friends who live inside my computer

why buy the expensive watch when the goal is to lose track of time as much as possible?

sorry what did you say? I zoned out for second there, was up late analyzing the crypto currency markets using a brain built for foraging for berries and living in caves

lazy sundays spent making pasta while the girls run around the orchard and the wife tends to the chickens are about as made it as I ever feel

to all the homies who stopped posting and walked away from this app
