Zack Voell

the gods envy us

Anyone who thinks crypto is in the euphoria stage right now wouldn't know the difference between a ribeye and a McRib

LMFAOOOOO

How black coffee and a dart looks at 8 AM

Trump's mindset on stress is incredible

the coins are up but everyone is still so mad

Have you noticed how Hsaka has been silent ever since Bitboy became a fugitive, was arrested, and incarcerated

This is the type of girl you can pull if you're funny and famous and rich and an alcoholic

It's fucking insane that $120,000 feels boring

> trump fires powell > dollar immediately to zero > denominator is worthless > up only forever

I want to invest in a dogecoin treasury company

Sex is cool. But have you seen the yearly bitcoin chart?

people are calling this 4% pump a "god candle" grow up

this feeling never gets old

idk man trump publicly called the stone cold bottom and is ordering us to top blast new highs 🐐

pretend this post is a banger