Dan Brooks
@DangerBrooks
Periodically remembering the phrase "sucks shit like Ass Dracula" from an otherwise unremarkable poetry performance in 1997
Did I mention that I wrote about Norm Macdonald for the @NYTmag? This was a dream assignment, and I’m happy with how it came out. nytimes.com/2018/08/30/mag…
OPINION: Watching Trump try to move the news cycle past Epstein this week was like watching an octopus spray ink and get eaten anyway, writes @DangerBrooks. politico.com/news/magazine/…
Google exists bc of a grand bargain: scrape the open web, and profit from directing traffic to the best sites. Around 2010, the betrayal began. YouTube artificially ranked above other video, then over time maps results injected, shopping, flights, events. Now AI answers.
This literally shut me down. I used to get clients who want to make toys because they visited my site for blog posts and information. Now they don't need to. Google scraped my content and regurgitates it at the top of the search. Zero visitors now. No clients.
He's pulling off the Bane coat. It's a reverse Curtis Yarvin
New Baudrillard photos just dropped?
"Watching Donald Trump try and fail to move the news cycle past Jeffrey Epstein this week was like watching an octopus spray ink and get eaten anyway: a wonder of evolution failing with the strategy that always worked for him."
I wrote about how Jeffrey Epstein is our Dracula, a rich pervert who captures our anxieties about America's ruling class. Lincoln, reply!
The big homie @DangerBrooks don’t miss. politico.com/news/magazine/…
Sickening talk from the chair of the FCC, who is too embarrassed to describe his agenda honestly and too shameless to stay silent
Haha #2 is "historians." Can you imagine if the market for historians collapsed?
Here top 40 professions that will be replaced by AI first and the last, published by Microsoft
Show me a white identity guy and I will show you a psychosexual disaster area.
Doggystyle is an African activity.
Remarkable moment between Trump and Powell.
Wrote a little something on the death of Hulk Hogan and the tricky business of deciding how to feel about his wrestling legacy. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/arti…
Big life for Hulk Hogan. There are things I would have done differently, like remain physically unremarkable and die in obscurity.
This is why you see couples with dogs and couples with children but no family has both children and a dog.
This is a policy choice. We are choosing dogs over children. If we want cities that support families—rather than replacing them—we need to start acting like it. Full post on Thesis Driven: thesisdriven.com/p/on-urban-dogs
RIP to hulk hogan the only person to say the N Word and complain about having diarrhea from sushi during their sex tape