Wetterschneider
@Stretchedwiener
Scribbles and Sculpts. Ex Game Developer. Current Designer Toy Creator. Clients include Sideshow, DC Direct, Nike, Ravensburger.
Need a digital sculptor who specializes in toys and collectibles? I'm available for getting something going.


A thing people often don't know about trees: Trees don't "like" it when their canopies touch. They avoid it. There's a complicated open space between all trees. When 3d modelers place trees in a scene, we do sort of jam them all together, they overlap, and it's fine.
sketching trees
Fav hair sculpts I’ve done so far this year
We didn't get together and write a stack of fat checks during our private meetings at the Whitehouse. Sucks to be us.
Nothing about protecting artists. No word about copyright, consent, compensation, or any sort of opt-out policy. No word about training data or ethics concerns. Just accelerating AI development by removing "onerous regulations". Pathetic.
burger, ingredients: -half pound ground beef -half pound cheese -half bottle ketchup -half bottle mustard -1lb onion -half jar of pickle slices -4 sets of buns
My 4 year old explained that eating chickens was wrong because they are animals. I asked him about his nuggets. He said "those are dinosaurs and it's okay because they are already extinct." - little man thought we dig up dinosaur meat like coal.

Made a lightweight extrude/solidify #geometrynode modifier that processes the Rim and Curve UVs. The UV layout updates in real-time with Blender 4.5. Available on Gumroad. #b3d
Smoking is bad, hmmkay? Who remembers these old cigarette machines? #indiedev #IndieGameDev #horrorgame #3dart #lowpoly #pixelart
Maybe your net worth is around $200k - median US. Would you spend $140 on anything? Dinner? A video game console? An art print? That's the same as Justin Sun spending $6 million on the idea of a banana taped to a wall. Some people have too much wealth.

Ahoy from Barnaul, Altay Region of Russia. Took a few snaps the first day with some Soviet nastalgia.
Republicans love looking pretty. Is that really a crime?

The funny optical illusion in this photo is how the Sandcrawler looks "small" when in reality it was a full sized vehicle.
this is still the coolest thing ever I'm sorry