Count Dankula

@CountDankulaTV

There is no need to be upset.

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jun 29, 2023

We will still strive to ensure that people of all backgrounds can attend university, no matter if you are black, latino, asian or normal.

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 21

I forgot to post the gaslighting doc. For context for anyone who hasn't saw the last video, whenever I or a member of my staff brings a new girlfriend into the office to meet everyone, we always try to talk to them privately and tell them a bunch of shit that we absolutely made…

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 21

I like women. So yes.

TTurbotardo@turbotardo · Jul 21

Do you have a kink for tards?

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 21

Any news stories you guys want to see covered on the second channel?

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 21

This is either blatant gaslighting or genuine stupidity but it's very difficult to tell with these types.

TTom Nestor@tomnestorcomic · Jul 20

The same 50% will claim you’ll get arrested for hurty words

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 20

We are around the same age. She's just small as fuck. I'm libertarian, but not that kind of libertarian.

TThe big Other@_The_big_Other_ · Jul 20

I kept repeatedly asking the question "HOW OLD IS SHE DANK!!?" throughout reading this tweet... Still, benefit of the doubt and all that.... #RetardedUnderagedReboundJailbaitForTheWin 🤨🧐🕵🏿‍♀️🙅🏽

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 20

Took my girlfriend to the arcade because she had never been to one before. First we tried to play Mario Kart but the little short arses feet couldn't reach the pedals, so she played Tetris instead and what the fuck is this?

CountDankulaTV's tweet image. Took my girlfriend to the arcade because she had never been to one before. First we tried to play Mario Kart but the little short arses feet couldn't reach the pedals, so she played Tetris instead and what the fuck is this?

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 20

I enjoy a good prank, but I have never took it to the level of using a helicopter to fly hundreds of tires to the top of a volcano then setting them on fire to trick everyone into thinking they were all about to die in a Pompeii level inferno. youtube.com/watch?v=T5UpyJ…

CountDankulaTV's tweet image. I enjoy a good prank, but I have never took it to the level of using a helicopter to fly hundreds of tires to the top of a volcano then setting them on fire to trick everyone into thinking they were all about to die in a Pompeii level inferno.

youtube.com/watch?v=T5UpyJ…

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THE ORTHOCHAT@THEORTHOCHAT · Jul 20

OUT NOW EPISODE 75 OF THE ORTHOCHAT. ABT. TRYPHON THIS IS ONE OF OUR BIGGEST INTERVIEWS YET WATCH NOW!

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 18

I fucking love the gym but this weather makes it horrible.

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 16

Children that haven't hit puberty don't get sexual feelings, those thoughts don't even enter their head so teaching them such things is pointless. However I would be in favour of under 9s being taught how to recognise the signs of sexual grooming.

PPolitics UK@PolitlcsUK · Jul 14

🚨 NEW: Labour has scrapped the Tories' plan to ban schools from teaching sex education to pupils under 9 [@HarriLine]

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 15

Let's play a game called "guess the video topic".

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 14

During the second Sino-Japanese war and The Rape of Nanking, two cheeky Japanese lieutenants decided to have a competition to see who was the better swordsman. So they had a race to see who could be the first to decapitate 100 Chinese civilians. youtube.com/watch?v=mYlxSg…

CountDankulaTV's tweet image. During the second Sino-Japanese war and The Rape of Nanking, two cheeky Japanese lieutenants decided to have a competition to see who was the better swordsman.

So they had a race to see who could be the first to decapitate 100 Chinese civilians.

youtube.com/watch?v=mYlxSg…

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 14

Any news stories you guys want to see covered on the second channel?

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 12

Fuck this heatwave.

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 11

Do 80mph on the way home and have your dinner cooked by the time you get back.

UUAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃@FalconryFinance · Jul 10

Amazing things are happening in China

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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV · Jul 10

🚨NEW: Nick Lowles has resigned from the board of the Hope Not Hate charity

GGB Politics@GBPolitcs · Jul 10

🚨NEW: Nick Lowles has resigned from the board of the Hope Not Hate charity

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