Tom Nestor
@tomnestorcomic
Quipsman @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS
Seen this picture going round and frankly it’s cruel and unfair, Southgate would have hit one of the towers then sat back

🚨 | Ian Wright on United’s pen taker dilemma “it's a sweet headache. One's cold, one's colder. One need goals, but one’s United's captain, best player, and ices pens like it’s a shootout in Siberia. It’s still Bruno's job until he hands it over himself"
🚨 | Ian Wright on United’s pen taker dilemma “it's a sweet headache. One's cold, one's colder. One need goals, but one’s United's captain, best player, and ices pens like it’s a shootout in Siberia. It’s still Bruno's job until he hands it over himself"
The British left famously never talk about inequality or housing prices.
Playing dress up & tweeting in the middle of the day? 🤔
Dear @EssexPoliceUK, I’ve got all the kit, now where’s my lift?
We’ve been caught out by big Bobby Jenrick for not posting an episode. Fear not, Episode 10 is being released tomorrow at mid day
Gets me hecker mad when people use curse words like frick, on gosh
Yiamas militants
Syros, July 22, 2025. 🇬🇷🇵🇸 The Greek people are not allowing the Israeli tourists arriving on the island to disembark, and the ship is forced to leave without letting the passengers off.
Gary Anderson vs Stephen bunting now there’s two men who know how to quarantine a bog
Unbelievable chat just now with the man, the myth, the legend @tim_brannigan Out tomorrow, get yourselves tuned in to @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS for when it drops 🇮🇪