Tuck @ Smoov 🏴☠️
@CorpoTuck
marblehead high best hair ‘08. building @smoovapp. mission = simplify relationships. retired @tetongravity. no one gets hurt in the air. twin dad.
“Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.”
When we find Bill
My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?
smoov favors
I will do the laundry If you pay all the billllllls
Venmo usage linked to relationship decline.
ChatGPT usage linked to cognitive decline, according to MIT research quoted in the Hill.
*entrepreneurs in the 80s* There’s $100 million dollars in my landline and it’s my job to get it out
You’re one post away from a totally different life.
Rare China W?
NEWS: China has officially banned OnlyFans, citing it as a symbol of "Western moral decay" and part of "immoral and corrupt Western garbage.”
somewhere the founder of @smoovapp is smiling ear to ear
My friend just broke up with his girlfriend. She Venmo’d him $2k for therapy. And she blocked him on LinkedIn. Modern dating is brutal.
The obvious solution to the WNBA salary issue, given players are driving enterprise value in still-unprofitable teams, is to give marquee players equity in the franchises they play for.
desperate times
In January 2024, I surveyed: ♀️ 13,724 single women, to ask if they wished they were approached more or less often IRL. 12,987 (95%) said they wish they were approached IRL more often. ♂️ 9,203 single men, to ask if they worried approaching women IRL might be perceived as…
tbh i think about this way more than any straight married man should
Who pays on a gay date
Final days! 2 Minimal Phones up for grabs. One for you. One for someone who needs to unplug. Winner announced Monday. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. How to enter: 1️⃣ Follow 2️⃣ Like + RT 3️⃣ Tag who’s getting the second one Let’s finish strong.