Blaine Anderson

Since ABC re-ran my Shark Tank episode last night… For the first time ever, here’s the story behind: 🦈 My Shark Tank appearance 🤕Why Reddit roasted me to hell for it 💰 My deal with Mark Cuban Heads up, ABC makes you sign an enormous NDA before appearing on the show, so……

Tea troubles me 100x more than the Are We Dating The Same Guy? Facebook groups because of the total anonymity. At least with the Facebook groups, a woman reading about a potential “jerk” can examine the profiles of the women voicing concerns, and factor what she observes (e.g.…

Another matchmaker DM’ed one of my guy friends about a female client on LinkedIn. My friend took the call, and the matchmaker led her pitch with “My client’s father is a billionaire…” The #1 thing you have to say about your client is that her dad is rich?! Yikes 🤣

Fun fact, if you make $150/hour and spend 1 hour/day on Hinge, that’s $54,750 of time annually. If that yields 10x quality dates, that's $5,475 per date 😌

~ Day in my life as a matchmaker ~ Guy: age-wise, can we focus on 27-32? Me: yes. I call that “the usual” because most of my clients focus on that range! Guy: cool. I’ll hook up with younger, but they have nothing to talk about, you know? Me: uhh, good thing this isn’t a…

Hatfishing (i.e. wearing hat to hide hair loss) is essential if you are single, bald, and dating online. I've matched for many bald men. Women are 2x more likely to accept a date with a bald client when I present a photo of him wearing a hat — even if they already know he's…

When a potential matchmaking client arrives on Zoom wearing a hat → 99% chance he's missing hair. When a potential matchmaking client arrives on Zoom with background blurred → 99% chance he needs a housekeeper more than a matchmaker. When a potential matchmaking client…