Darius Brooks
@ChewyDoc
As it currently stands, the 2 best records in MLB are in the same division and going toe-to-toe with each other heading into the trade deadline. Yes, I’m watching everything the Brewers are doing. Yes, they are living rent free in my head. I’m married to this game. Say whatever…
Can we get a shirt that says “I care more about the Brewers than the Cubs” Would fit the Chicago fanbase rn.
The most random sigh's come out of my big guy like brother you're living the life!
Snakes will always be snakes and unfortunately snakes are attracted to snakes. #laughable
OFFICIAL: The Chicago Cubs will host the 2027 MLB All-Star Game. “MLB and Cubs execs, along with local politicians, are planning an Aug. 1 announcement at Wrigley Field,” per @jus10chi.
Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.
Me expecting to meet the love of my life "naturally" but I don't post pics, have 3 close friends, and barely leave the house
The only sushi I’m interested in is Midwest sushi
Dodgers are useless
The Milwaukee Brewers sweep the Dodgers, win their 10th in a row, and are tied for first place with the Cubs for the first time since April 11.
Surround yourself with people like the guy in the background that laughs at everything Pat Hughes says. It’s contagious.
I’ll take 89 to Boston 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 to see my love and I’ll help her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭set up her new apartment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭and we’ll get drunk and she’ll say 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”shit you’re a mess”😭😭😭😭
12:01am on Friday morning. Lightning hitting both Sears Tower and the Hancock Building in Chicago. #weather #news #ilwx #chicago #storm #lightning
If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights.
never re-friend or re-family someone who has tried to destroy your character, finances, or relationships. a snake may shed its skin, but it only grows into a larger snake.
Seiya Suzuki got snubbed from the snubbed list.
The MLB All-Star rosters are set, but who got snubbed? @j_shusterman_ with his list and full analysis: yhoo.it/4eETBoU
Per @ESPNStatsInfo: The Cubs 312 extra-base hits are their most ever before the All-Star game. They had 310 before the break in 2008. And Seiya Suzuki is the 4th Cubs player with 50 XBH before the All-Star break (2018 Javy Báez 50, 2005 Derrek Lee 56, 2001 Sammy Sosa 53).