Cheesed Hammer
@CheesedHammer
Gouda Mjolnir Cheese on a stick. Pronouns are cheddar/asiago. "I am good, if we disagree, you must be evil." - Politics 2020
Hulk smash! 😄
I'm a totally normal, mild-mannered guy until the moment someone brings up what Hulk Hogan did to Gawker
He REALLY wants to see child pornography.
So we just found out the WH buried the Epstein files b/c it had 2 things in it: 1) Donald Trump's name & 2) Child Pornography This is why we want the files. To see who knew what & who did what. I don't care what party you’re in, we follow the facts. Without fear or favor.
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HHS investigation finds "systemic disregard for sanctity of life" in organ transplant system, with hospitals pushing to kill donors who might recover notthebee.com/article/hhs-in…
Watching liberals try to trap trump for the past 9 years has been like watching team rocket try to capture pikachu
The recent revelations about the origins of the Russia collusion hoax against the American people are the biggest story in America right now. It's the biggest scandal in our history. And yet look at how most media outlets are handling the news. Ignoring, downplaying...
Yeah, satire and humor would have been a better plan than whatever he was doing.
Satire and humor can be effective in highlighting the truth, and showing the emperor has no clothes. Sign this petition to CBS and tell it not to cancel The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. actionnetwork.org/forms/sign-the… #Wednesdayvibe
"So then, Batman walks through the wall and punches the bad guy." "Wait, how'd Batman walk thorough a wall?" "The story has people who fly and shoot lasers from their eyes why are you quibbling about one guy walking through a wall?"
“It’s a fictional story” Yeah Fiction allows for impossible things (like flying or eye lasers), but not illogical things. If a story breaks its own rules or ignores basic logic just to move the plot along, that’s not “okay because it’s fiction” that’s bad storytelling
It’s the biggest scandal in our history but the media doesn’t want to report on it because of who’s handing them the facts and who those facts point to. It’s unbelievably insane to watch them ignore the building burning down while they’re stuck inside. That’s the bigger scandal
The recent revelations about the origins of the Russia collusion hoax against the American people are the biggest story in America right now. It's the biggest scandal in our history. And yet look at how most media outlets are handling the news. Ignoring, downplaying...
We have about 2000 in San Diego… that’s not a typo, TWO THOUSAND nonprofits dedicated to ending “people experiencing homelessness”. 40% of the money goes to salaries. Conservatively, San Diego has $500M per year going to nonprofit salaries alone. Crazy to think about…
200 homeless non-profits in San Francisco. That means a lot of duplicative overhead and a lot of people looking for clients.
Both Schiff and his wife conspired to commit Mortgage Fraud. She also registered to vote in California while claiming her primary residence in Maryland. All of those documents have 2 signatures signed under penalty of perjury...
WHO WANTS TO SEE JUSTICE DONE TO SHIFTY SCHIFF? Under Maryland Code Section 7-402: 💥Mortgage fraud is a felony, punishable by up to 10 years in prison and fines up to $100,000.
If the allegations against ActBlue are proven true, the fundraising group has undermined the integrity of our elections for years, and justice must be delivered swiftly.
BREAKING: SCOOP: Dem fundraising giant ActBlue hit with subpoena by top House committees foxnews.com/politics/scoop…
Same thing you do every night ... Trump.
New Daily Show tonight…I wonder what we shall talk about????
We recently got a tip from someone whose abusive ex overstayed a tourism visa. He is now cued up for deportation. If your ex is in this country illegally, please feel free to reach out to our office. We’d be happy to assist.
Today is the one year anniversary of Kamala Harris taking possession of Joe Biden’s entire campaign war chest without any discernible legal basis. One of many examples of stories that ought to be massive scandals, but instead are ignored and forgotten.
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This is why Jordan Peterson saying "make your bed" upset the left so much, they're used to having peasants around to do it.
Hunter Biden goes on a profanity laced rant about illegals being deported: "People are really upset about illegal immigration? Fuck you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your fucking table? Who do you think washes your dishes?"
In-N-Out store managers have valuable skills.
Fun Fact: The average In-N-Out store manager has a higher salary than a WNBA player.
Dear Democrats: Hey. How’ve you been? It’s been a rough 25 years. It feels like ever since that hanging chad election in 2000, we have been at each others’ throats. Mostly this is because we’ve let the hyperbole and the wild conspiracy theories control us on both sides.…