Sumit Mishra
@ChadSumitMishra
Likes & RTs are bookmarks, not endorsements. I've Multiple Personality Disorder, so tweets might not be mine.
When I was a child, I thought the world was a theme park. Then I grew up and realised it was a beauty pageant. Next, I opened my eyes and saw that the world is a red-light area. Finally, I began walking and understood that it was a theme park all along.
Is this real or propaganda? Because if this is real, I would like to find a single MAJOR Indian politician like this. PS - Don't say Shashi Tharoor.
xi jinping memorized goethe’s faust by heart while exiled to a cave in rural china, once walking 30 miles just to borrow a copy. when he met german chancellor angela merkel, he casually recited lines from it to flex. he also likes stendhal, tolstoy, balzac, and hemingway.
sundar ladki se dikkat, sundar na ho to dikkat, agar sundar ladki kisi average looking bnde se shadi karle to dikkat gold digger, isko kase mil gai, sundar ldka average bndi se shadi karle to paise diye honge. dono average looking ho to compromise. kisi ke to sage bno🤣
Absolutely nothing divine here. These people are social rejects with severe mental and drug problems. They need psychiatric help, not reverence
The divine aura of Naga Sadhus 🗿
And yet, 🇵🇰 156 (JF-17) 75 (F-16) 20 (J-10) 58 (M-III) 79 (M-V) 53 (F-7) Total: 441 🇮🇳 35 (Tejas Mk1) 259 (MKI) 36 (Rafale) 47 (M-2000) 59 (M-29) 40 (MiG-21) 113 (Jaguar-I) Total: 589 The PAF matches the IAF at 1/10th the budget. What are Babus even doing with that money?
Our defence budget for 2025-26 is Rs 6,81,210 cr which is around 79 billion $. Pakistan's federal budget outlay ie total expenditure for 2024-25 is Pkr 18,877 bn which is 67.659 bil $. SO,our defence budget allocation is MUCH HIGHER than Pak's entire 24-25 budget outlay. 😎
#OTD Naman to all the heroes of the Chauri Chaura incident, including Meghu Tiwari, Buddhu Tiwari, Dwarika Pandey, Mahadeo Pande, Ramlochan Pande, Satnarayan Shukul, Shyamsundar Misir, and many others. Their courage and resolve will always inspire the youth of India. 🙏
100 bucks says a gym trainer is involved in this scenario.
Comment section tells you why to never share your private moments in public. Both, the guy and the girl, are getting abused. Apprently every pretty girl is a gold-digging cheater by default and the guy marrying her a moron with govt. job. Don't put your pics. on social media.
ChagnonpillMax 😇
This is a great summary of what happened in the shraddha Aftab dead body in fridge case Every RW & LW was blaming men, society, Hindus for her being abused. When in reality all 3 tried to help her multiple times & were rebuffed Only police complaint she filed was on parents 😂
Her husband will pay the price. Chagnonpill AFBB.
Improved on her within a month.
Rule by Elite is the right way to rule people,like in China. Not those silly 'royalty' fckfaces but Elite. Or else,you get this and '0' marks cutoff PHD seats. x.com/timesofindia/s…
Samajwadi Party MP #AwadheshPrasad breaks down during press conference over murder of dalit girl in #Ayodhya Details here 🔗 toi.in/HM7FNZ48 #UttarPradesh
Bio checks out.
No tax up to 12 lakhs, insanity. Cannot believe jokers cosplaying as “middle class” have forced the government in such a corner that it felt it had to do this.
So far the only people I have seen seething on this are > NRIs > Landlawdas > Dehatis > Lemoors > Babooscions > Govt "workers" All of these parasites validate their pathetic existence from misery of others. Any relief to the middle class is an affront to them.
Jains ka bill Brahmanon pe phatega
🚨 Maharashtra has decided to withdraw funding for Eggs and Sugar in mid-day meal scheme.
No income tax below 12 lpa sounds good. What's the caveat?