T-1000
@t_1000____
Useless bakchodi, feminist, cricket & tennis enjoyer, mostly personal rants
Kaat diya
After dropping her home on my bike, I turned around to say I love u but lost my balance and met with an accident. She was very religious and made a deal with god that she will never see me again if I survive. I survived and she broke up with me because she believed God punished…
Yeah, but you'll have to live amongst Bengalis.
Calcutta real estate is dirt cheap when compared to other metros. Good gated communities available at 5-6K per sqft
Based af
Software engineers: - Gets paid 20L - 1cr - Saturday and Sunday are holidays - Yearly 16-30 Paid time offs - Doesn’t work on Friday evenings coz weekend mood - Doesn’t work on Monday morning to bounce back
Planning for a 4 day trip to a hill station, including skiing under 700 USD (~60K INR). Let's see if I'm able to squeeze in.
Stokes: Let's settle for a draw Jadeja:
Went to have my weekly Pani Puri, got surrounded by kids of the laborers on a nearby construction side. They kept asking me for an ice cream.
Taleb is such a boomer man.
I recently had a barbell mishap at a very upscale gym. Hardly anyone came to the rescue. People next to me were totally indifferent. In the same town, I had the same type of problem in a downmarket blue-collar gym full of pumped up gymbros. About the entire gym ran to help.
Aliens always attack New York.
BREAKING: 🚨A university of Harvard professor is now saying we’re possibly going to be attacked by inner galactic aliens as early as November! WTF!....... What do you say?
Fantastic 4 is decent. Good homage to the Golden Age of comics. Loved the retro New York look.
Mental health is finally getting back on track. No negative thoughts, just steamrolling through life without any stress despite many problems to solve.
TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before
TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before
Put on your hunting clothes, let we go and hunt Please don’t be embarrassed, you could touch it if you want. All them young one around here, ask them about me. I am the baddest gunman that they ever see I am a hunter and she want to see my gun Hum hai sikari, sikari sikari
I've started liking the windy city more than the capital of the world lately.
I think Ferris Bueller was right to take a day off & enjoy the spirit of Chicago.