💯 Cary Kelly 💯
@CaryKelly11
Don't blame the candles, blame the cake. Standard American Diet survivor. Meat-based diet 6+ years, Author, Marathoner, Real Foodie, 56. Not medical advice
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These skirt steak pinwheels turned out amazing and the leftovers were just as good as it was right off the grill. The cheeses, the prosciutto and the beef all work well together. I’ll use just a little bit less cream cheese next time.
There’s a drug for every problem and two problems with every drug.
If a pharma product damages your body, don’t worry— they’ll come out with another pharma product to treat that too.
Rotisserie chicken? Pfft! How about rotisserie rib roast! Source: stevenraichlin (IG)
Starting in 2028, restaurants, or any place that serves food in Louisiana must warn consumers that their food may contain seed oils. So pretty much all of them will have to warn you! 😂

Leonardo da Vinci could learn a thing or two from this man. I've never seen this kind of detail in paint. Never.
Leng Jun's 2004 oil painting is considered by many experts to be 'the painting that surpassed the Mona Lisa' and one of the most hyperrealistic works ever created!
Imagine paying $20 for a dozen donuts that will have you feeling like crap in a few hours when you could've bought 3 pounds of ground beef, a dozen eggs and activated world conquest mode for the next 2 days!

Not getting brainwashed and not being in debt until he’s 45 is a fantastic plan! 😂
My nephew is going to be a senior in high school and wants to go to trade school and become a electrician. He will be the first member of our family in three generations not to go to college. We all think it’s a great idea.
No self-respecting Italian would ever cook pasta like this. This is what I call The TikTok Effect. 🙃
I learned this with a friend from Italy! From now on I only cook spaghetti like this 🍝🇮🇹🍗👨🍳👍
I found the loneliest box on earth. It will always be empty inside.

I thought super villains were only a thing in the Marvel Comics universe until I got to know Bill Gates better. He is the most dangerous antihero alive.
Fake Environmentalism. 👇
I hope @SecRollins has just as much enthusiasm and energy for American beef. Lord knows this country needs it more than sugar.
What an incredible visit with US Sugar! Florida’s sugarcane farmers are producing something truly special. Proud to support their work and the sweet success of American ag. 🇺🇸
Why do lawmakers look the other way when it comes to the legal extortion of Americans by insurance companies? This has gone on far too long.
US Health Insurance companies keep raising their deductibles “I'm paying every single month for my health insurance, but I have to pay $9,000 before I can actually use my health insurance? What do you mean — So why do I have health insurance?” And once you pay the $9,000 the…
I work in a grocery store and sometimes find to go boxes of chicken wing bones dumped in my department
my daughter just told me that her boyfriend and his friends will go to Costco, each get a rotisserie chicken, eat the whole thing while walking around the store, and then bring the bag of bones to the register to pay for it
A 93-year-old woman lifting weights — as we all should. People don't stop exercising because they grow old. They grow old because they stop exercising. So… what's your excuse? h/t Dalyce