Bullwong
@Bullwong
Looking for kind souls w/ brain spice compatible w/ my own. Kentucky basketball #BBN 🏀🎵🥪 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 Yes DM's. Banner @stefscribbles. he/himb
🎵 I said I love you, I didn't mean to But the moonlight just gave me away Now that I said it, try to forget it & pretend it was all a mistake 🎵
If you have transactional wounded boomers in your life who take no accountability but also feel victimized by their own choices I want you to know I’m praying for you today extra special. It’s a wonder any of them passed astronomy class as it defies physics that they’re all the…
every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'
Make sure to double check the recipient before texting something like "Ok attempting my own shitting now"
MILO SAYS GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY MONDAY HE LOVES YOU AND HOPES YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE TODAY
current favorite internet joke
current favorite internet joke
look I have to live it so you have to witness it
not everyone deserves to know your chaos, aquarius.
look I know I should be dead & I'm doing my best OK
It’s crazy that there are people alive today who are old enough to remember 9/11. Modern medicine truly is amazing.
RIP Tom Lehrer. An absolute great & also a classic of both the “how is he still alive?!” & “never married & had no children 😉” Wikipedia categories
don’t worry, i’m liking all your tweets in a platonic, non-threatening way
The replies here are worth perusing if you are Of A Certain Age, or curious how we used to get hornt back in the day
It’s a shame people don’t read porno magazines anymore. When my grandpa died he left us a stack of gay porno mags and a lot of unanswered questions. That’s called a legacy.
If you don’t walk into a porno store and look a cashier in the eye when you buy your specific brand of smut, you haven’t lived
what it's like to date me, you'll also get memes & compliments & bawdy flirting
if i was a boyfriend id answer all my girlfriends questions that she asks me with earnest and i would send her pictures of what im eating throughout the day and pics of stuff that reminds me of her and i would love her dearly
Ray Bradbury; this is how you rebuild an attention span
If anyone has a course or regime for rebuilding an attention span shattered by social media, I really want to know about it. I've been noticing that it's harder for me to focus for long periods of time on specific topics b/c there is always a squirrel
when u meet a bunch of new people and the friend who brought u says “everyone really loved you tonight btw”