Sleepy Poptart
@PoptartReborn
Pedro’s biggest fan. I do things. Exactly one-half of a unit. I'm married to my best friend. ☧ Christ is King.
I may have been drinking when @OfAthenry made me watch Jaws the first time but this is how I remember it

You do not punch dogs. Ever.
NEW: Dog groomer fired after videos show allegedly her punching and slapping dogs during grooming sessions in North Carolina The woman who posted the videos online says her sister, who worked there until Friday, recorded the footage to expose what was happening behind closed…
You told them it was fine. I don’t understand your confusion.
I found a foreign couple helping themselves to my plums a week or so ago. They were taking a large number. I told them it was ok to take a few but they should ask first. I've now returned from the West Country to discover the whole year's crop has gone save some on high branches.
Don’t ever get pulled into these back and forths. They are not operating in good faith. The law is the law. They have to leave. Stand on that. That’s all you need.
Mind-boggling 🤯 Lady with sunglasses: Do you care more about helping Americans or immigrants? Mehdi: Immigrants are Americans, I'm an immigrant and I'm American Lady with sunglasses: Immigrants are not Americans, Americans are the people born here Mehdi: That's not true..…
#BREAKING: President Donald Trump endorses state Sen. @JoeGruters as the next Chairman of the Republican National Committee The comments were made as Trump also endorsed current RNC Chair Michael Whatley for North Carolina US Senate
#BREAKING: President Donald Trump endorses state Sen. @JoeGruters as the next Chairman of the Republican National Committee The comments were made as Trump also endorsed current RNC Chair Michael Whatley for North Carolina US Senate
A paid protestor who’s also a homeless drug addict. It’s a very common practice to use the Homeless because they’re cheaper and also don’t care what sign they’re holding. They just need money for their next fix.
They know these aren’t natives
Need a thought bubble for the NPD officer here:
It’s not on the schedule
🚨 JUST IN: RFK Jr. has officially REMOVED the COVID shot from the childhood vaccine schedule!
Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade leaving Nantucket Memorial Airport
How you treat animals greatly affects what I think of you.
‘Hey, kid. Have you heard how many bar fights I’ve been in?’
This seems like a great way to have a lot of dead fish
Stocking the lake with fish.
I usually just pee in the ocean by myself. It seems much more peaceful than whatever that is.
The amount of people on Shenzhen Beach
They told us Asma al-Assad was terrible and then paraded Big Mike Obama and “Dr. Jill” out like they were fashion icons casually dressed in your grandmother’s couch upholstery.
She's the Alawite Jackie Kennedy and I won't be convinced otherwise.
Blaise Ingoglia (@GovGoneWild) officially sworn in as Florida chief financial officer flvoicenews.com/blaise-ingogli…
I am honored to serve as the 2025 Keynote Speaker at the America First Gala at Mar-a-Lago on December 11th! As a Florida Senator and retired Army Green Beret, I’m fired up to stand alongside patriots who are committed to faith, family, and freedom. Let’s celebrate all we’ve…
No, fuck you Hunter. Unlike your silver-spoon ass, I know about the toll all that labor for meager pay has on people. I know people who work construction and they talk about how messed up their backs are, so much so it's hard to get out of bed. My great-grandma, who became a…
Hunter Biden goes on a profanity laced rant about illegals being deported: "People are really upset about illegal immigration? Fuck you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your fucking table? Who do you think washes your dishes?"