Bryan O'Nolan 🇮🇱
@BryanONolan
King of Hy-Brasil. Mackerel cracker, eater of Death Cookies. Lt. Governor of New Hampshire. #1 Best Selling author.
Available NOW in paperback, hardcover and digitally, the least political ostensibly political book ever written, MIKE PENCE & ME. amazon.com/dp/B0C9SQHJGP
not many people know about Obamoshchastvya Prison in Russia’s far east. it was a decades-long Soviet experiment in mind control through starvation, sleep deprivation, indoctrination and the practice of forcing prisoners to punish each other for tiny infractions. truly horrifying
This is your sign to get a trampoline for your backyard. Because, BUNNEHS! @MadameAmerica @Darth_Mommie
A father & son near me designed, built, & furnished a small stone castle as an Airbnb, 'anointed and set apart for the honor and glory of Jesus Christ.' Spiral staircases, arched windows, stained glass, a drawbridge, a throne, moat, knightly armor, plus all the modern…
“No one is going to think back fondly on your days on SportsCenter if all you do on social media is rage tweet and beclown yourself.”

Update on Laura: She is going home from the hospital today but is suffering from aphasia. Laura’s intelligence, memory and personality are intact, but she has a very hard time speaking and writing. Thank you all for your prayers and please continue to pray for her as she…
“If you say everyone you don’t like is a nazi, eventually it’s just not going to mean anything.”

“Look, saying that it just helps with your anxiety doesn’t make it less creepy, okay?”

“Without Car Talk, how will rural Americans know how to fix their ‘pick-em-up’ trucks?”
Republican cuts to public radio stations will hurt rural America the most.
They say you can’t make *real* art with AI, but here is Aristotle eating chicken wings.
They say you can’t make *real* art with AI, but here’s Millard Filmore riding a hippopotamus.
Millard's Folly! Remarkable restoration of the original charcoal sketch.
They say you can’t make *real* art with AI, but here’s Millard Filmore riding a hippopotamus.

Really burying the lede that a lady gave birth to a cat
The final days of a Seattle cat were spent in "terror" due to Blue Angels fighter pilots, before squadron leaders blocked the feline's human mother on social media in an act of "cowardly censorship," she says in a lawsuit. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/s…
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