Daddy Warpig
@DaddyWarpig
Writer, Game Designer, Magnificent Bastard, Sexy Sexy Beast. Acct Born Oct 7, 2014.
This is the best and yet at the same time the stupidest argument I’ve seen advanced on Twitter in, like, forever. “Loving well endowed leggy blondes means you’re a Nazi!” And you say you’re ANTI Nazis?
This was prompted by people calling the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad “Nazi propaganda” and I cannot emphasize this enough: if, for Twitter clout, you pretend cool, attractive women are aping Nazi aesthetics, you are only going to create more young men who self-ID as Nazis.
Enemies scaling based on your level is one of the worst mechanics in gaming. It completely removes the sense of progression.
A gaming opinion that has you like this...
Hate to tell you, babe, but that’s a Pinching Hazard. Which makes for a better t-shirt design anyway.
Charles Addams created the Addams Family in 1938 and met future wife Barbara Jean in 1943; so while she didn’t inspire the look of Morticia, it does seem he had a type.
The statues were miniatures, the river and boats were all live action. Everything that could be was all done practically. If there was CGI, it was to enhance pre-existing elements.
Around 2000, there was a technological and cultural sweet spot in movie making. The romanticism of the 19th-20thC was still taken seriously and CGI was well/developed but not yet completely depended upon.
True Blood just had the 150-y-o Confederate War Vet vampire say “way” as in Him: It’s over. 17-yo girl: No way. Ante-Bellum Vampire: Way. I want to burn my head off in a microwave.
Randomly found this by butt dialing on my phone. Yeah, with modern phones you can butt-type and it’ll search your phone for apps, files, etc. Ta-daaa!
It's Russians.
What if there was fuel reserve or gas build up? That’s risky
Action blockbusters used to have tie-in games that ranged from absolute dogshit to being better than the movie, now they just do a Fortnite collab or a promo in the company's gacha game and call it a day
Pro Tips after 45 years in the game industry. 1) if they say "we don't need a contract", you need a contract. 2) if they ask, "don't you trust us?", don't trust them. 3) never EVER let a guy in a suit see a game with unfinished art. (There are probably a few rare exceptions to…
I hate to break it to you, but Steam may be over. If not today, then tomorrow. Gabe has been giving interviews, talking about how he is effectively retired, on a boat, still working but...for how long? Gabe is likely thinking about passing the Steam helm to someone else, or…
I still believe this
Picasso is overrated. This shouldn't even be controversial
Beauty is obvious. Ugliness comes with a lecture.
That’s because you don’t know the history of art
Yeah, I mean, it's not like a major company has ever had a data breach because they relied on unsecured cloud stor... Oh, right. Well, uh. It's not like Microsoft would ever install a key logger and screen recording tool on your computer and then store all that data unecryp...…
If it was the 90s, Sydney Sweeney would have a prime time TV show where she solved mysteries in Hawaii or Miami with a team of cheesecake and beefcake actors and a high-tech muscle car or speedboat. And it would last for 5 seasons.
Greenlight a movie that had a villain which shared very disturbing parallels to a child actor they dropped and left for dead, down to the villain being the exact same character, and made him a joke
What's the worst thing this company's done?