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@probablyalissa
Unreliable narrator
If your first and last name start with the same letter I’d stay inside for awhile
I’m so tired of paying bills. They should give you a month off sometimes just to be nice.
I saw a tweet saying “the people telling you not to order doordash vacation in Hawaii and Dubai,” which is the most made up guy I’ve ever heard of in my life
THIS PHOTO I JUST GOT OF MY HOMOPHOBIC CAT IM CRYINF
Still the funniest social media website
in another life i would have really liked just smoking crack and listening to fleet foxes with you
i was raised in a very pro-Bill Joel household and was so was pretty shocked when I discovered he wasn’t universally beloved/critically acclaimed
Noooo Ben Platt as Evan Hansen don’t go to the beach that makes you old!
if you all will allow me to tell a little story, I had a pretty crazy travel experience recently in Algeria I'd like to share with you
Buckingham Nicks is available for pre-order now, out September 19th. ✨ “Crying In The Night” is yours now. Pre-order/Listen here: bn.lnk.to/BN2025 @LBuckingham
DMV: sweet Nox (9) has been w/ our rescue since Oct w/ little to no interest. He’s a sweet guy who loves to keep his people company. He had a long life on the streets & no one will give him a chance bc he’s an older guy who makes his boundaries known. tinyurl.com/464zukhc