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The wonderkid has arrived. Great signing, @theoldzealand 🤝
I’ve been fighting a battle with my stomach for the past hour that would make Iwo Jima look like a pillow fight
In middle school we got to listen to the Unabomber’s brother
unbelievable grift, being a motivational speaker for high schoolers. are they still doing that? I remember this one guy came to our school and basically just explained the plot of the movie Rudy to us then left
Been in the office for 30 minutes and 45 of those have been spent blowing up the toilet in my favorite stall
Beautiful woman walked into my line of sight at the intersection as I was waiting for the walk signal
Emergency Press Conference - Barstool Sports is Proud to announce a new wide ranging partnership with Fox Sports. This is the 1st time in our illustrious and notorious history that we’ve got a Tv partner we believe in and believes in us. I can’t wait to see what we create…
Emergency Press Conference - Barstool Sports is Proud to announce a new wide ranging partnership with Fox Sports. This is the 1st time in our illustrious and notorious history that we’ve got a Tv partner we believe in and believes in us. I can’t wait to see what we create…
Ball knowers are not surprised by this. Dog. Terp.
HAVE A GAME, JAHMIR 👏 @Flyymir_'s 3⃣7⃣ is the most at Summer League this year and tied for the most-ever by a Summer Bull.
The University of Michigan and its consequences have been a disaster for the landscape of college football
EXCLUSIVE: Fox Sports is nearing an expansive deal with Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy that would include him appearing on Big Noon Kickoff, sources told FOS. The deal would also involve Barstool content being featured on FS1. Story by @sportsrapport ⬇️
Spending 30 seconds to leave a comment for my coworker that they need to adjust a bullet from aqua accent 1 to aqua accent 3 instead of just doing it myself in 2 seconds
Not gonna lie I have a hairdryer but I really only use it to warm my balls up after I get out of the shower