bailey moon
@Baileymoon15
it’s interesting, the ghosts
watching oppenheimer with my cat and she did not like when the bomb went off

i tried to get a picture of all us too but nobody gave a fuck
Hanging out with my kind and wonderful, big hearted friends enjoying the hometown Metropolitans 😇 The second pic came right as Lindor’s “My Girl” started so of course I exhibited a bit of glee!
It’s an understatement to say that I have started to dissociate.
i love the amc bar because it feels good to know i can pay $25 for the worst glass of red wine
welp. it finally happened. no bible in my hotel room. care to respond @HyattConcierge ?
unfortunately i’m the exact kind of girl who falls for this type of sweetgreen propaganda

kinda fucked up you can get fired for loving pussy these days
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.
almost told a guy he looks like tim robinson but then i realized he might not understand it’s the compliment i think it is
A really mean thing you can do to people is send them the link to this video and say "This made me think of you and your sense of humor"
It’s a Jorts Summer!! And it’s also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done.
it’s actually impressive how unfunny conservatives are
POV: Communist party leaders watching you wait in the bread line.