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@subtoconnorpls
legally not @connoreatspants
people don’t like Mega Dragonite? okay. i think its fine. They’ve done worse. Good news is they can’t possibly mess up Mega Flygon
as per usual, haters are all up in The Nelk Boys shit for being natty and fucking bitches
how much does it cost if i just take one of these mirrors from my hotel room? i really like them. never had one. Can i have this one?

i am at open sauce today and tomorrow alongside the other biggest names in my field
welp. it finally happened. no bible in my hotel room. care to respond @HyattConcierge ?
literally on a plane to Thailand right now to see my girlfriend 😂 Can you afford Comfort + on Delta Airlines? thought not. sorry, gotta go. Flight attendant wants to do sex. don’t tell Amara
This guy is a fucking loser with 0 bitches.
some good replies on this one
ConnorEatsPants throws shots at Ethan over his CPS situation “Funny cuz he got mad people called CPS..that is kind of messed up..but then I saw that like literally he was like ya like my kid like got like sickness you only get if you like eat dogsh*t”
MY SWITCH 2 GOT HIS AUSTRALIAN GREEN CARD 💚 DONKEY KONG STREAM TODAY!!
This is Miyamoto. I have hired the screenwriter for “The Maze Runner” saga to write the Zelda movie. Kill yourself.
This is Miyamoto. I am pleased to announce that for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda, Zelda will be played by Bo Bragason-san, and Link by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san. I am very much looking forward to seeing both of them on the big screen. (1/2)
this shit is frying me
Release the Epstein files. All of them. For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough. I hate to make this about me — but the media already has.
so apparently you can’t hit your kids anymore in the state of Arkansas @HouseGOP any help for a patriot that still believes in traditional values