Jimmy Fallon
@jimmyfallon
astrophysicist
There are only two types of sunscreen: "Unscented" and "I Kinda Wanna Lick This."
It’s a Jorts Summer!! And it’s also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done.
Airplane bathrooms might be small and messy, but at least the flush noise lets everyone in a three-state radius know you just used the bathroom.
Tom, it would be unthinkable to not wish you a happy birthday. Inconceivable. Absurd. Out of the question. Some would say - impractical, unfeasible or even nonviable. But I’m just gonna say to one of the greatest actors and all around dudes out there to not wish you the happiest…




Chips and dip season is in full bloom! @XochitlChips #Xochitl
You don't really know someone until you've watched them try to find their car in a parking garage.
Jimmy shows off the new summer line of his P’Jimmies pajamas from Alex Mill! #FallonTonight Buy now ➡️ alexmill.com
48 hrs in France. 🇫🇷 Cannes side quest with my #OnBrand partner in crime @badassboz = complete! Now back to NYC for all new @FallonTonight!




Happy birthday @PaulMcCartney!! There’s a song I want to sing to you… but I just can’t seem to think of it off the top of my head.




"Still on for tonight?" is a polite way of saying, "So far, neither of us had the guts to cancel..."
Have your baby spend more time with your dad or grandpa. My dad says this is the best investment he’s made since the time he sold all of his Peloton stock right before the pandemic. Get your copy of PAPA Doesn’t Do Anything (But Love You) on @Amazon today in time for Father’s…

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BTS’ RM and V Discharged Following South Korean Military Service billboard.com/music/music-ne…
Welcome to the Sisterhood of the Traveling Cardigan, Dakota Johnson. Your sweater is in good hands, Don.
Father's Day is only two weeks away! Grab your Papa a copy of my new children's book PAPA Doesn't Do Anything! Link to buy: bit.ly/3EaRfQz
So CHEEL weekend with @XochitlChips chili dogs off the grill.




The inspo vs. the final product. Love ya, bud! @bts_bighit #JinOnFallon
Jimmy helped @bts_bighit’s Jin with the first draft of his music video for “Don’t Say You Love Me” 😂 #JinOnFallon #FallonTonight
PAPA Doesn’t Do Anything is an instant New York Times Bestseller! 🎊📚🐾 Get your copy today: bit.ly/3EaRfQz
Ana de Armas, @PomKlementieff, AND @bts_bighit's Jin is back?!! It’s going to be a BIG show. Make sure to tune in tonight at 11:35/10:35c on @nbc! #FallonTonight #JinOnFallon