ARSENE BERGKAMP
@Arsene_Bergkamp
I support The Arsenal from the comfort of my sofa
Piers, a little reminder of the level of man you really are

Scrapy tweets. More like crappy tweets.
Sell both Trossard and Martinelli and keep Reiss Nelson as our only LW options
"Hey Declan, can you put in a good word for me with Mikel?" "Sorry mate, we're getting Eze, it's already done"
Rafael Leao & Declan Rice. 🤝 🎥 @brodolski
U fucking moron
I don't think I've hated any Arsenal player as much as I Hate Martinelli
She was truly a flawed genius
Remembering AMY WINEHOUSE - who tragically joined the ‘27 Club’ 14yrs ago today.
The BBC validating nonces and racist, If I paid my TV licence I'd be furious
The BBC announces it will air the latest series of MasterChef: re-editing doesn't get tougher than this
For the first time in Arsenal's history we have 3 Martin's in the first team squad at the same time. Martin Odegaard, Martin Zubimendi and Martin elli
Robert Pattinson says an immigration officer recently stopped him and said, “Hey, you’re the guy from ‘Twilight’. Why’d you stop acting?” "I was like... I’m Batman?” (via @nytimes)
Stanley Matthews playing for @Arsenal v @MillwallFC as a guest, in a friendly at White Hart Lane during World War II
The grim reaper was shitting himself when he got the call to collect

Gutted! I absolutely love Ozzy Osbourne. RIP to the Prince of Darkness 😞 He went out his way🤘🏻🦇❤️
Remember, what happens over the next 6 weeks is all part of this man’s crime campaign.
Three years ago today, we sadly lost the great Maria Petri. Gone but never forgotten 🕊❤
If I say I've seen it 50 times I'm not exaggerating 💪
The Warriors (1979) Who is a fan?