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Donald Trump has called on Coca-Cola to change its recipe by swapping out corn syrup for natural sugar. Which is surprising, as usually he's all for an artificial addition

Nottingham Forest have made a legal complaint about Tottenham tapping up their star player Morgan Gibbs-White, who may now be subjected to the most severe punishment possible; joining Tottenham

Keir Starmer has described the situation in Gaza as "intolerable on many levels", just not the one where Britain stops arming Israel

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In a speech yesterday Nigel Farage said Britain needs "a bit more fear", and then obliged by unveiling policies he'd bring in as Prime Minister

Labour is considering a tax on pensions, because trying to take things away from OAPs has gone really well for them so far

A government report into British water companies has concluded they are not operating efficiently. No shit, would be a good starting point

JD Vance has attacked rumours of a Trump birthday message to Jeffery Epstein, saying: "Does anyone honestly believe this sounds like Donald Trump?”, presumably he means the writing in full sentences and not the drawing of a naked woman

A 'kiss-cam' at a gig in Boston may have exposed a CEO and his colleague having an affair, although it's possible they were just embarrassed to be caught enjoying Coldplay

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Keir Starmer has suspended four Labour MPs for voting against him, with one source accusing them of, "persistent knobhead-ery", and you wouldn't want that spreading across parliament

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Donald Trump says "only bad people" are interested in the Epstein case. Fortunately he doesn’t know any

Economy latest: On the rise - inflation and unemployment. Falling - growth and ideas on how to fix it

Donald Trump has claimed that unlike Presidents before him, Vladimir Putin, "didn't fool me", but don't worry he'll figure it out by himself in the next 3-6 months

Nigel Farage says there's a strong argument for recalling parliament to hear Donald Trump speak, namely that it would at least guarantee Farage turns up

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7 million people in Britain will now be subjected to a hose pipe ban to conserve water. An unavoidable situation, if you were reading this in 1992 when the last reservoir was built

MPs won't be sitting when Donald Trump visits the UK to stop them being able to embarrass Keir Starmer in front of the President. Sadly no considerations were made to stop Keir Starmer being embarrassing in front of the President

Donald Trump's UK State Visit will take place in Scotland, home to his mother, Mary MacLoed's family. The President is expected to use the trip to track down the MacLeods, as well as a few McDonalds