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Tech, cars, Haribo. Oh and not being thick. If you're pro-Reform, we probably won't get on. Pronouns: I / don't / like / fascists
Farage says Reform will halve crime in Britain. Here’s why his policies would only make things worse bigissue.com/opinion/reform…
Nigel Farage makes 'apology' after inaccurate claims about Epping protests essexlive.news/news/essex-new…
This theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/j…
Has Lee Anderson been charged with contempt yet? Surely, if he hasn’t, it would be two-tier justice?
What. The. Fuck? Nigel Farage’s “good friend”!?
Reform won just 1 of the 6 by-elections announced from yesterday. Their polls just aren’t turning into actual votes! 😂😂
Reform didn’t even make the top four!?! 😂😂😂
Berkhamsted West (Dacorum) Council By-Election Result: 🔶 LDM: 56.4% (-2.0) 🌳 CON: 31.3% (+8.5) 🌍 GRN: 8.7% (-0.4) 🌹 LAB: 3.6% (-6.1) Liberal Democrat HOLD. Changes w/ 2023.
There are thicko’s out there who still believe the “bussing in” lie spread by Nigel Farage even after he admitted he was wrong. 😂
Why hasn’t Nigel Farage resigned yet after flagrantly lying about @EssexPoliceUK in an attempt to increase tension around asylum seekers? Specially after he demanded the same from the Essex Police chief until Nigel ended up making a grovelling apology?
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No mistakes made, counter protesters were escorted from the station just as rival football fans would be to maintain public order. Then it was claimed that they were ferried by police van to the hotel when in fact it was members of the public evacuated from the area in police…
If @EssexPR ever wants to claw back any dregs of integrity ... he has to ... Just. Stop. Lying.
That smell? Yeh, that’s just Lee Anderson shitting his pants.
Has Nigel Farage resigned yet?
Millionaires abroad trash talking our country. Can we start talking about treason or taking away their citizenship?
Did Richard Tice’s wife / partner just threaten the PM?
Nigel Farage is Tommy Robinson in a suit.
5 tube trains yesterday - not a single bit of graffiti on any of them. Let’s see what today holes. They lied about Essex Police and they’re lying about this too, aren’t they?
