Simon du Plessis
@ArmleyUltra
Carpe diem jugulum! One life, one love, three kids, many goals🖖
If you agree with this opinion in the @dailytelegraph I would appreciate a repost…
Dame June Whitfield was born today 1925. Prolific on stage, radio, big & small screen, with a career spanning seven decades, she was the funniest of women, loveliest of people and good friend. If you'd like to win the b/w signed pic of June, just RT and I'll pick a winner tonight
Looking to follow a few people back, give this a RT and will follow some of you great people 👍🏼
I’m representing @Rovers for @ProstateUK in October I’m aiming to run 10k every day. It’s tough going! Check out my @JustGiving page for photos of me suffering & please donate if you can or just give me a “COYB” & Repost. Thanks Gary 👍🏼🔵⚪️ #JustGiving justgiving.com/fundraising/pr…
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****Competition time**** Like and Share this post for a chance to win this professionally printed glossy Robin Askwith Live at Leeds poster, framed and delivered. Deadline: 11am Thurs 15th June Remember: you must Like AND Share to be eligible UK applicants only I’m afraid
Dear Newcastle United fans. Karma bit you twice today. Firstly you thought your time wasting at the Emirates was funny but today you complain about it. Secondly your dirty antics cost you because the dirty cunt who elbowed Jesus scored an own goal. Fuck you all
Please retweet, don't let this go unnoticed ⚠️ 3.4 million pets abandoned in the last 12 months #UK A dog in a council pound can be put to sleep after just 7 days if there is no rescue space. All our rescue shelters are full. vettimes.co.uk/news/concern-a… UK last year👇 #dogs
Wonderful:
I love this story because it reminds me that one person can make a difference. In 1979, Jadav Payeng began planting a tree every day for 37 years — results are stunning
#freearchie Beloved Ukrainian Pomeranian, whose family fled conflict, caught in red tape news.sky.com/story/ukraine-…
—Go, rape Ukrainian women, OK? But don't tell me anything! —Can I? —Yes, I let you. But use condoms! Remember this intercepted call between the RUS soldier and his wife? @cxemu and @SvobodaRadio reporters managed to identify them. Meet Roman Bykovsky and Olga Bykovska. Thread🧵
@garysmith2301 It’s a regional Cup game against a team from Bradford. Never forget the day we won the National Cup at Ewood Park, quite a few rounds to get through to emulate that though!

We do NOT need any halal (non-stun) products in this country. They should be banned immediately.