Todd of Mischief
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🍲 A girl who knew I was taken tried to steal me with her cooking. 🚪 She came unannounced—groceries in hand. 👩🍳 Cooked for me 𝘢𝘯𝘥 my girlfriend. 😶 Didn’t eat. 🥘 Left her pan. 👻 Never came back.
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Very sad to learn of the passing of the brilliant and biting Tom Lehrer at 97. Even though he stopping writing and performing satirical songs a half century or more ago, I derived great joy knowing that he still walked among us. His work will forever remain the gold standard.
Well, homicide isn’t healthcare.
Well that was fun. But also sad, I can’t believe society is still so full of ignorant bitches like that.
This looks like a cutting room floor episode of The Office.
🚨 Maryland Democrats were reportedly denied entry to a Baltimore ICE detention facility, so they staged a sit-in...
When 9 people comment similarly on the president, it’s a cult. Is that the rule going forward?
“We aren’t in a cult!” 🤡🤡🤡
That kid from middle school who always bragged about his nunchuck skills has a Xwitter account.
If you need a gun to fend off someone with a knife maybe you are just a total piece of shit and lack the skills needed for survival. Learn hand to hand combat.
Just discovered while replacing my dishwashers inlet valve that the inlet hose is made of rather in flexible copper. Thoughts on replacing this?
I come to defend my law-abiding friend: it’s on those wanting to drive 20+ over the speed limit to learn to duck and weave. I hope your radar detector is working (no I don’t).
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue
There is no solution to gerrymandering that isn't also gerrymandering.
The New York Times is reporting that blue states have no tools to counter red state redistricting because democrat states are already insanely gerrymandered. Seems kind of obvious, no?
Obama blamed Bush over his economy for 6 years, yet it hasn't been "Trump's economy" for 6 months @TheDemocrats
Wow, these apples sure are a lot cheaper than these oranges. Anyone who eats oranges is retarded.
The other night I cooked Meatballs and vegetables in an air fryer. The total cost of the food was like $2, and it took probably 2-3 minutes to prepare. Are 127 thousand people retarded?
People are mourning the deaths of childhood heroes, but I mourn Jonah Goldberg.
I'm sorry. Thousands of man hours searching documents for a name? Doesn't the FBI doesn't have OCR and Ctrl+F? Also, I doubt a trafficking operation produces that much documentation. (They're kinda secretive.) That must be intelligence product. They're searching their own docs.
100,000 documents. Thousands of hours. FBI field offices redirected. Why? Not for justice. Not for victims. But to identify what the Epstein files say about one man: Donald Trump. And when they found it, the government buried everything.
Better to be trustworthy than trusted. Better to be worthy of status than have it.