The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
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Just sitting here having a nice breakfast with my loving parents…..
Dear lord it is mind boggling how dumb these people really are. So simple minded
‘The View’ co-host warns Colbert cancellation could lead to the ‘dismantling of our Constitution’ trib.al/Fs8qSay
lol “protesters” Imagine belonging to the party whose ratings are so laughably terrible with the American public that you have to rent an old folks home to attend your pretend protest
HAPPENING NOW: Protesters greet JD Vance with boos as he arrives at an RNC fundraiser in Nantucket
A government powerful enough to provide you with everything is a government powerful enough to take it away. You just suckle up that UBI… as long as you do everything they say. Child.
“See guys you’re all just child brains because you don’t want government forced universal basic income” -retarded commies
Child brain. How do you suggest people generate an income when AI and robotics are performing the bulk of the work of the labor market? Your thinking is stuck in 1950.
So many who claim to be Christians are going straight to Hell
You walk in on a Sunday morning and you see this shit I know I am getting up and walking out.
The next governor of California.. 😭😭
The next governor of California.. 😭😭
I like how it’s just accepted in Hollywood that he’s allowed to grope women because he claims to have anxiety. Because Hollywood is degenerate perverts so this is normal
Fantastic couple 💙🤍 #TheFantasticFour
This is the type of retard that got upset when an Asian man with the last of Lee, shared the same last name with Robert E. Lee. Yet again, two points on a graph doesn’t always need to be connected.
“General Bragg was one of the worst generals in American history.” It was a lack of judgement for SecDef to remove names like Eisenhower, Moore and Benavidez (latter two were Vietnam war heroes) and return them back to names of Confederate generals. theguardian.com/us-news/2025/j…
It’s the biggest scandal in our history but the media doesn’t want to report on it because of who’s handing them the facts and who those facts point to. It’s unbelievably insane to watch them ignore the building burning down while they’re stuck inside. That’s the bigger scandal
The recent revelations about the origins of the Russia collusion hoax against the American people are the biggest story in America right now. It's the biggest scandal in our history. And yet look at how most media outlets are handling the news. Ignoring, downplaying...
This just shows how out of touch and retarded Hollywood truly is
JEFF DANIELS: "I still think about Kamala...She would have done what Lincoln did. Liz Cheney would have been Secretary of State."
Shows how useless Emmys are. Get fired for being unfunny and losing money or be great at your craft. Either one wins an Emmy
Trump may have 'just handed an Emmy' to Stephen Colbert, industry reporter says foxnews.com/media/trump-ma…
Tried to outrun a fart going down some stairs but the wind shifted and it wasn’t meant to be
lol the U.S. Olympics decided to ignore mentally ill perverts dressed in Halloween costumes. Huge win for sanity
Hot take: perp completely deserved what he got When you force the police to use force to remove you from the car because you refuse to comply and slam the door in their faces, what happens next is on you
Feel good story of the day. The rats begin to scurry once the free cheese is taken away
WAPO: NPR Editor-in-Chief to Step Down After Trump Defunding