Alex
@Alexanarch02
Alex the Sax offender 🎷| Getting rich by avoiding Starbucks | Peter Thiels batty boy | Bilingual Shitposting | 22 | 🇩🇪🇬🇧
New round cause I have some time on my hands. Don’t be boring: ngl.link/alexancap02
Well, it better be 😂. Lots of catching up to do
Burkina Faso is currently the 4th most developing nation in the world
Reading this will make you fall asleep quicker than Biden during a diplomatic conference
🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden has reportedly sold his presidential memoir to Hachette for a $10 million advance, per Wall Street Journal. Not bad for a guy they said was “finished.” Congrats, 46.
I’m sure the baby is homophobic, so this is totally fine
A baby in Gaza suffers amid a devastating humanitarian crisis, so overwhelmed by hunger that he couldn’t even cry.
Britons now get the choice: Commies, or the loudmouth egomaniacal version of the Tories
Not launched, not even named, yet you've not stopped tweeting about it all day. Corbyn has you shook, and for very good reason.
Update: slightly tipsy dinner with my parents, I only needed about 200ml for cooking and had the rest before dinner. Now as it’s starting to properly kick in, I shall lift ze weights!!
I cooked with this… do I chug the rest before dinner? Already had about 2 glasses
I cooked with this… do I chug the rest before dinner? Already had about 2 glasses
Letting the british public decide a name, what could go wrong...
Unlike Reform, we’re doing things differently with democracy & inclusivity at the core. From the launch to the party, conference, structures & yes - even the name! - we’re building it together. It might feel unfamiliar to you. It’s called democracy. 🔗 yourparty.uk
Hart verdiente 2%
Der Thread von @neoliberale_aktion hat mich aufhorchen lassen. Ich bin ein großer Verfechter der Meinungsfreiheit und auch der Ansicht, dass Meinungsfreiheit bedeutet, auch unliebsame und schwer zu ertragenden Meinungen hinzunehmen. Trotzdem sehe ich DAS ganz anders. Warum?🧵
It’s a pride parade and there’s no a gay bloc lol I suggest putting it in front of the Palestine bloc. Also, why are queer vegans right behind the queer anti-imperialists who may or may not eat dogs?
Btw., this will be the new “daddy’s just going out to get milk, darling”, but you get to keep your house
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
Now divorcees don’t even have to see each other to hand over the kids for the weekend
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
What a strange bulge to die on
WATCH: Candace Owens just DOUBLED DOWN on Brigitte Macron being a man in response to getting sued. "You were born a man and you will die a man... That's the point I'm making." "I think you're sick. I think you're disgusting. And I am fully prepared to take on this battle on…
Why do Americans put the word “big” in front of an industry they don’t like and think of as corrupt? I just saw a Texas politician use the phrase “big beer”. Calm down
Absolutely pathetic
An Australian man was just sentenced in my state (Queensland) for using pepper spray to fight off a home invader Acting Magistrate Kirkman-Scroope told Mr Serrano his actions were a “misconceived attempt by you to protect your property” but added: “Not that that’s an excuse. You…
Just a question… would it be legal to have a charity that offers childless, violent felons with multiple convictions a cash prize for their voluntary castration?
Surely, you’re 100% sure your wife is a woman, @patrickbetdavid?
This is a terrible move by Macron. They BETTER be 100% right. I can only imagine what “discovery phase” of the law suit will look like.