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i know we're sick of talking about infra and everything but when you learn a language you're so sick of learning grammar and the day you're actually fluent, suddenly you get to not think about grammar anymore we're not zk fluent yet we need infra

my train is an hour late and we've been stuck in the middle of nowhere for 20mins getting hyli'd

i measure good company culture in how often someone says « ohhh i get it now!! »

« building » ok but what and for whom

We are a watchful bunch over at @hyli_org

Assigning velocity points to tasks

mfw i'm bad at darts but still get that precious double 14 to end the game

offsite note: we are bad at darts second offsite note: we are bad at spelling @hyli_org with our bodies

some infra teams build for devs. others build for the idea of devs. big difference.

Just found out I’m in the Top 1% on the @hyli_org testnet (Only 29 users have more oranges than me 🍊) I actually discovered Hyli thanks to @SuccinctLabs, and it’s been one of the smoothest zk experiences I’ve had so far. For those curious, Hyli is a new blockchain where…

not all devs read docs i get it, but some devs avoid the documentation like they owe it money or something

the CMO you all NEED but dont deserve what @abigailcarlson_ + team pulled off for Hyli testnetin 3 months is nothing short of extraordinary put your 400K cash + 1% equity to good use and hire this lady

the only acceptable CMO comp package: -$1M in stables quarterly -25% token allocation (vesting? dont know her) -1 month off every quarter -founder must legally adopt CMO as their heir -authority to fire anyone (incl. the founder) -devs required to start every meeting by saying…

zero knowledge zero stress infinite vibes

I'm a big fan of celebrating wins and highlights as they come. Here are some things I'm proud of from my latest 3mo creative testnet campaign sprint ⤵️🧵

only the most accurate mathematics at hyli

get you a CEO who builds AND slices oranj

read on slack yesterday: « it's fine we can deploy the @hyli_org testnet wrapped before announcing it, nobody opens hyli.fun anymore right? » the @hyli_org mentions today prove us wrong it's so nice to see everyone sharing how many oranges they sliced 🧡

social media managers when they have to write a thread

every time i ask chatgpt to make my message more positive and less blunt it starts gendering me in the feminine form 💀

Build light. Settle strong.