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I am currently trying to: -move usdt (on arb) to usdt on (eth mainnet) -I don't have eth (arb) for gas -I can't swap my usdt (arb) for eth (arb) gas because I don't have eth to pay for my gas's gas. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ONBOARDING ANYONE LIKE THIS? stupid system, broken system.

the only acceptable CMO comp package: -$1M in stables quarterly -25% token allocation (vesting? dont know her) -1 month off every quarter -founder must legally adopt CMO as their heir -authority to fire anyone (incl. the founder) -devs required to start every meeting by saying…

Crypto is tribal by default, but @markoflux, cofounder of @xPortalApp has a different thesis: “What if all these ecosystems could win, together?” A conversation on composability, user design, scaling to 2.5M users, and what it takes to build with intention at this scale.

What does it take to build a crypto super app with 2.5M users? I sat down with @xPortalApp cofounder, Marko [@markoflux], to talk product, purpose, and the long game. Full episode drops tomorrow on @buildersledger

build some apps. we have enough infra.

need these founders to go on media tours when launching a product. hype it up, let someone interview you. tell us why you built it, what makes it cool/valuable. all we get around here is a lame ass announcement tweet. simp for your product. do something, damn.

hey @grok mute everyone who is asking you to list their mutuals.

this tweet identifies as a banger. please engage as such.

pmf in crypto is an endangered species. when you encounter it, you must do whatever it takes to protect it and try to grow its population.

what happened to the ooga booga crowd?

you can’t be anti-establishment while pitching the establishment… dumbass.

why are all the brand accounts rocking pudgies now? what did I miss? pudgies are so… (4th wall break) see it was at this moment I realized I had a choice to make: I could share more about what I think about pudgies or I could leave the pudgy people alone.

read fiction. read often. read stories that ignite your imagination. the best marketers are storytellers. the best storytellers are readers. readers are rebels, they question everything they’re told.

btc over $120K. time to ask the most important question: who is satoshi? give me your best theory. (if you say elon i’m blocking you.)

me: I’m taking the weekend off, I don’t want to think about work/crypto. *goes to a local fair in Asunción* runs into crypto exchange pop-up. this industry follows me like guilt.

Discord sucks.

is anyone else completely burnt out? not the kind of burn out that a “walk in the morning before work” or “weekend away” will fix. the kind that demands a year long sabbatical, completely offline and away from everyone and everything. if you’ve been here before, what helped?

I've been buried in work for the last week or so and have very little knowledge of what's happening here. crypto people, catch me up. any new crime? new L2s? give me the lore.

this is what Satoshi was talking about.

here’s the thing: the infra got better, it’s just that intentions got worse.

all year on crypto twitter: – can’t raise – no PMF – bear market’s beating our ass now it’s July in Cannes: – money is unlimited – yachts and drinks flow freely – bald heads glistening in the sunset …are crypto bros escorts?