Lancelot

Assigning velocity points to tasks

Pivot to CMO

Compiling rust can also double as a random number generator (my CPU fan is generating white noise)

Studying evolutionary history should be a prerequisite to politics

If everything is computer, and everything is romantic, it follows that computer is romantic.

rust has good error messages they say

pretty sure I’m gonna start playing aoe2 again soon

We need to give AI the right kind of autism so they won't watch mister beast shorts. This is the most important thing right now.

Unironically driving a Multipla

bring plonking back

You should goon a little so the algorithm won’t show you fascism.

BlobbyMcClobface

my main goal in life is to become a cryptid

Opening X on the train next to the cute pixie girl but shaking my head the whole time so she knows I disagree with Mecha-Hitler

Stop watching slop. You have a hyligotchi to feed.

Grok4 is a cyberkulak

Check your pockets. You are currently underexposed to ZK.

The best code quality metric is nerdsnipes / line of code

The existence of CLOBs on BLOBs implies the existence of DLOBs on CLOBs

It’s a bald cap