Sisyphus
@0xSisyphus
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Safe to assume anything that relies on selling $1 for $2 has limited shelf life, especially as more entities try it Prepare accordingly
My wife just compared all this tech-adjacent extreme longevity focus in men to anorexia in women. A physical manifestation of anxiety and lack of control. And now I can't get the thought out of my head. Spot on.
Worthless token sold successfully in full. This is like the dream situation for a VC Hyperliquid
The Celestia Foundation has worked with Polychain Capital to assign Polychain’s entire remaining TIA holdings to new investors. This month, the Foundation purchased 43,451,616.09 TIA from Polychain Capital for $62.5m. Polychain will shortly be undelegating their entire staked…
imran khan and qiao did business with jewish kids from z fellows while the ruthless hangzhou businessman invented USELESS.
1/10 What is Quant.Fun? The retail-friendly onchain hedge fund platform, that leverages agentic AI to help users invest wisely Let’s unpack that 👇
SCOOP: JOE MCCANN SAID TO EARMARK $1B RAISE FOR SOLANA TREASURY CO AMID ~70% DRAWDOWN OF LIQUID FUND
[ ZOOMER ] JOE MCCANN TO SHUT DOWN ASYMMETRIC LIQUID FUND OVER BACKLASH OF BEING DOWN 78% YTD: X
[ ZOOMER ] TETHER WORKING ON ENTERING UNITED STATES WITH DOMESTIC STRATEGY FOLLOWING WHITE HOUSE VISIT: BBG
1 sided OI vs 2 sided OI? Damn that’s crazy let’s check out marketshare. Hyperliquid
Open interest continues to reach new all-time highs, surpassing $14.7B.
Am I to understand that someone borrowed $10m unsecured at 18% APY to buy the stock of a company whose sole business is holding ENA, which it can only liquidate 1) after it begins to vest in 12 months and 2) with permission from Ethena Foundation, the controlling shareholder?
I’ve invested in *checks notes* 7 different un/undercollateralised lending products. Finally one is working. @WildcatFi has cracked it. We just used our pool to take a large position in the recently announced ENA pipe deal.
Remember wen Eigenlayer went max corruption mode and gave 8fig bribes to eth core devs. Market rejected this worldview so much it sent Hyperliquid to 20x Eigenlayer's FDV out of disgust
I'm not unprofitable I'm just farming the hyperliquid airdrop
I'm never investing into a liquid crypto fund again. How the fuck am I down 10M through the first half of the year. 🤯🤯
BTC is up something like 65% this year, you can size into it, and if you simply passively hold it you outperform almost every single fund in the industry (VC, liquid or otherwise)
Many liquid funds have ended up just resembling VCs (syndicating deals for projects they privately invested in, doing OTC deals with foundations, bidding tokens at launch for kickbacks) This is a natural consequence of them underperforming BTC Hyperliquid
This is how liquid funds stay in business, I guess Hyperliquid
BTC is not a HF’s benchmark, just like NVDA isn’t an equity fund’s BM. There are plenty of great liquid investable opportunities, but few take the time to understand how undervalued some DeFi, AI, gaming, etc tokens are. Lack of education drives money elsewhere.
Excited to announce that I outperformed every liquid fund that’s down 80% this year
last cycle all the crypto vcs poured capital into an opaque leverage bubble after it blew up they wrote masturbatory thinkpieces about how that couldn't happen in defi the exact same people are once again pouring billions into an opaque leverage bubble