Evanss6

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Bet bigger ✌️

Safe to assume anything that relies on selling $1 for $2 has limited shelf life, especially as more entities try it Prepare accordingly

We are gunna repeat dotcom, make sure you make enough on the way up ✌️

The Alchemy of Finance

Threadguy is like Joe Rogan for zoomers Feel like I could go on there and start talking about the time I went inside Area 51 and he’d just be like “wth bro that’s so cool” and everyone watching with their little broccoli haircuts would be like “nah that’s cap on god”

If you’re down 80%, you can still lose another 80% to complete the full 160% drawdown

Soon there will be more treasury companies than L2s

Only ever had beef with 3 fund managers ever Two have AUM down 70% The other is serving a 25 year sentence in Federal Prison Lessons in there

woof that chart

Crypto mfers will use the urinal next to the cousin of a 4th tier openAI employee and call it a “partnership”

Nevermind Cutting this one for a loss. Onto the next.

BBG: LEAVITT ON JAPAN DEAL: $550B TO BE SPENT AT TRUMP'S DISCRETION Major stimmy for the memecoin trenches.

Tariffs Looking like: Allies 15% (EU, Japan) China 50% Random countries 10-15% Canada/Mexico tbd but 15-20% probably Shifts focus to what the courts do, and the impact these tariffs have on GDP/jobs/inflation after August 1 deadline (if not extended) Decision time soon

We found one (Don’t tag him)

Okay.

Pro tip: if you lose 87.5%, you need to make 700% just to reach high watermark Don’t know who needs to hear this but you can tag them below

I am down 3% on my leverage long I demand to speak to the manager of the cryptocurrency right now