zeta
@zeta_globin
four raccoons in a trench coat
sometimes serious accounts follow this one & regular reminder I share it with three other people, the content is trash, & you should follow my real account if you know who I am sometimes I'll rant about cell therapies at 2 am but I always delete it okay thank you serious people
Fascinating: If you have one son, your chance of another (on the next birth) is not 50% – it's higher, about 57% If you have two sons, your chance of another is about 58% If you have three, your chance of another is 61% (The numbers are similar for runs of daughters)
Fascinating: If you have one son, your chance of another (on the next birth) is not 50% – it's higher, about 57% If you have two sons, your chance of another is about 58% If you have three, your chance of another is 61% (The numbers are similar for runs of daughters)
the main reason smart people should have kids has nothing to do with eugenics but rather the reality that their kids are way more tolerable and interesting tbh
somewhere in the last 30 years it became politically incorrect to ask kids to memorize things & my most heretical belief is that this was one of the worst things that happened to science- you should regularly be pressed to perform rote memorization and entry should be based on it
me in personal life: "oh my god that broke on day 2 and is $18, I'm going to do the amazon return" me in my professional life: "that grant is under 500k and not worth our time"
is it just me or did life science go from being 70% female to now like 95%
assortive mating is all fun and good until you're like oh our kids would definitely blow up a continent purely out of curiosity and capability
Unconscious uncoupling at a Coldplay concert is very on brand
what snacks should I take to pick up an organ in massachusetts tomorrow
terminal cancer patient in our lab started a betting pool about whether she dies or our director's dog dies first and I love her more than words
guess which nyc hospital site has the worst rate of post surgery multidrug resistant infections
does anyone know WHAT specific! drugs the tech guy got into any friends know?