Zach Dunn
@zachbdunn
writer for what we do in the shadows, english teacher, fallout
Not sure why everyone's suddenly talking about 30 Rock but this is prob my favorite TV scene of all time
The OKC Thunder have made history as the first NBA champions to feature two different players named Jalen Williams who had never tried beer
I kinda feel like this past year has been the biggest year in Hawk Tuah history
On this day one year ago, @timanddeetv posted the Hawk Tuah video.
There should be a UCB for music. And instead of the UCB Four it should be the four Beatles
Can ANYONE explain to me (in legal terms) why these Miyazaki AI pictures of me being a good father don't count as admissible evidence in my daughter's custody hearing?
I don't like when people joke around about a green item of clothing by saying something like "Did you steal that shirt from Shrek?" Shrek is green, yes, but he doesn't wear green clothes. He wears a brown cropped peasant's vest top over a beige tunic
I remember wondering how this actor was able to be so present— I mean actually be present. Like, how did he actually get there. I don’t remember hiring him, but watching this made me wonder “who” he was and how did he manage to actually “get on” the set. Fascinating insights…
Honored to talk about my performance on Severance here 🙏
(Blue checkmark accounts the last two days) David Lynch.. what is to be said about this incredible artist of film? He made movies that were weird and/or strange but that may have potentially inspired Inception and he possessed grey hair. Rest on
Here in LA, when times get tough, we take care of each other. It’s kind of our thing. And you know what else is kind of our thing? The new Bacon Cajun Ranch McCrispy at McDonalds. The perfect mix of crunchy and tangy, you’ll be saying “I’m Lovin’ It” with every bite. Dig in, LA!
Water isn’t for putting out wildfires. It’s for powering a machine that lets me hear what it would sound like if Cartman read my grandpa’s will
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS series finale tonight at 10- watch live if you can! Working on this show for the last five years has been an incredible experience, but ultimately it’s become clear that vampires are not something to joke around about. They are too scary. Thanks
I do stuff like this all the time but I guess since I’m not a beaver nobody gives a fuck
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen it’s parents build one.
(speaking way too loud to movie theater usher 15 minutes after Wicked ended) Yeah I mean if you think about it all this shit’s just happening in some Kansan chick’s dream, but if these rubes wanna eat up that slop then who am I to judge lol. Btw when does your shift end