Rajat Suresh
@rajat_suresh
name is rajat
Israeli snl character named Gayatollah Khamanei: I declare war on israel and also... (undoes turban to reveal he has pink hair) ...I am woke Ayatollah (watching from Iran): We must cede all of our territory to Israel immediately
I guess New York just isn't ready to elect a pervert into the mayor's office yet. We will learn from this, we will organize, and we will come back stronger ✊ #PervertsForCuomo
US soldier: This is my girl back home (shows AI generated image of an anime girl with cat ear headphones and huge honkers) I gotta make it home for her… Same soldier (after getting shot in the front lines): grok is this true?
CNN reporter voiceover over b-roll of Iranians smiling: Many Iranians are happy America is freeing them from the Ayatollah's brutal regime... Reporter (wearing bulletproof vest talking to Iranian man like he's Koko the gorilla): AMERICA GOOD, YES? BUENO?
[seeing a lady swinging on a pole like a monkey] I wish Batman could protect me from her
Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now
she calls me sex man because i have sex with her 😀
she calls me anthony bourdain bc i eat her parts unknown, no reservations
Hi @HBO, the show I was watching on your network was rated TV-MA for brief nudity, but i finished the episode and there was no nudity whatsoever. This is unacceptable. There should have at least been a quick ball flash. I will be cancelling my subscription. Thank you
This is so nice. More people who are being attacked should smile 😀
Naomi Ackie and Toni Collette on the set of ‘MICKEY 17’
Economic boycott! Please do not use your credit card on any pornography today. If you must spend, only support local milfs in your area 🙏
Yes! If i was a wife i would kiss my husband 😀
If I was Usha, the kids would be in bed before Vance even got home tonight. 😆 Sorry, y’all, but it had to be said. Nothing more attractive than a masculine man. 😍
Amid the devastation on west coast, I can't help but think of all the storytellers/creative types who will use their art to work through this unspeakable tragedy. I am genuinely excited to see what deliciousness you cook up. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, A fan of Art
I gathered 50 of the BEST wives on the planet. And then we BURIED THEM ALIVE. Whichever one survives the longest, gets to be MY wife
Mr. Beast is engaged to Thea Booysen.
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
There is nothing scary than the ocean
There is nothing scary than the ocean
I’m right there with you. My son (32) doesn’t know shit about America. When I asked him to sing me the national anthem he shoved my head in the toilet and spanked the fuck outta me. I am worried he is gay/trans (not sure the difference)
My nephew (9) has never learned the Pledge of Allegiance, nor the National Anthem. He had not learned that America was founded in 1776. He goes to public school in a state lauded for its public education. Are our schools run by anti-Americans? How is this possible?
Did anybody else notice this about the UnitedHealth assassin?
I'll say it louder for the people in the back: HEALTHCARE 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 FREE 👏 FOR 👏 ASSASSINS 👏
Whoa! My thinking is for sure changed after seeing this. What does it mean though? Isn’t there usually just soil/dirt under the ground??
There’s a time and a place for protesting. Im all for freedom of speech but is whatever you are protesting seriously as important as Pikachu? I wish these radicals would think for second…
Mass arrests at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade as anti-Israel protesters block procession trib.al/ADBdRCL